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- Subject: parody- 2002: The next Odyssey Date: 5 Apr 92 20:13:00 GMT Greetings all! Ok, I'v
- STAR TREK: THE THIRD GENERATION (Edited by Rebecca J. Anderson) WRITERS: Captain Gabriele
- you can't complain now, ireshi. ;'+gt; it seemed to him that the day was dragging on delib
- While this story contains a small amount of PG-13 Sex, we do not consider it to be the mai
- Steve Schiff 70530,3063 IMP work in progress. THE ONLY GOOD ACTOR IS A DEAD ACTOR by Steve
- ST: The Actor's Generation Episode One Speed Trek Driver's log stardate 1991.3: Brent, Mar
- Subject: STORY: +quot;Aeia,+quot; part I Date: 3 Aug 92 13:52:41 GMT Well, here goes; my f
- Well, after reading the Galactica meets Enterprise by Jeff Standish, I decided to write so
- Subject: STORY: ST vs. ALIENS PART 2 Date: 9 Jul 92 21:21:56 GMT It's kind of funny. I did
- -+lt; Star Trek +gt;- Alien: The Next Generation. Scene 1: Some planet deep in the Federat
- Subject: A meets D (Repost, ask and ye shall get) Date: 26 Feb 92 16:21:21 GMT It was a co
- Subject: The Andorian Assault Summary: a continuation of +quot;The Klingon Maneuver+quot;
- okay, this is the true story of how nikolai and kelanie met. there was a knock at the door
- AnsiTrek 2.2 (May 1990) (c) copyright 1989-1990 Noel Gamboa AnsiTrek is a clip-art collect
- Dear Trekies: I have been asked to help write a play based on the theme of Star Trek. But
- AARRGGHH! Another round of Enterprise vs. __________________________ fill in your favorite
- Captains Log: Stardate 23323.22. By order of the Vice Admerial of Star Fleet (Gene Roddenb
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- Subject: ATAX Date: 28 Feb 92 02:37:56 GMT Sender: news@raven.alaska.edu (USENET News Syst
- I'm pretty happy with the comments I've gotten so far. They've been very helpful. A couple
- BBS: The Airtight Garage, San Francisco, Cal. Date: 04-18-94 (13:13) Number: 231 To: ALL R
- Aliens, aliens, do we have aliens! Why, there are the Klingons who are now our friends, th
- Subject: Bar Trek II: The Best of Both Bars Date: 5 Feb 92 16:11:27 GMT Welcome to the seq
- Hello, once again and welcome to part two of the much heralded parody... BarTrek. I won't
- Subject: BarTrek-+quot;Geordie Diem+quot; Date: 25 Mar 92 19:00:29 GMT Geordie Diem This o
- Subject: BarTrek:+quot;Picard, Any Card+quot; Date: 21 Feb 92 21:28:16 GMT Welcome to anot
- Subject: Bar Trek:+quot;Who's Afraid of a Virginia Worf?+quot; Date: 8 Apr 92 19:03:55 GMT
- Date: Tue, 29 Sep 1992 11:54:05 EDT Subject: BarTrek:+quot;Datasomething+quot; Welcome to
- Welcome to the first ever parody concocted by Todd Bobenrieth and Tom Cusick. It entails t
- k- Ah... hello Mister Spock. s- Good day, Captain. k- Are you an avid baseball fan? s- Bas
- STAR TREK +quot;Where Man Has Gone Before...+quot; Other Possibilities +quot;Enterprises+q
- Story: +quot;Bestseller+quot; Author: stdnt163@whscdp.whs.edu S T A R T R E K V O Y A G E
- Subject: Betrayal - A Saavik Story Date: 14 Jul 92 06:14:43 GMT With the release of ST VI
- Subject: Parody: Bubble Gum Cards Date: 16 Jan 92 23:31:40 GMT Well, due to the overwhelmi
- STAR TREK: PLAN NINE FROM DEEP SPACE or THE RETERN OF THEY SAVED BIFF+quot;S BRANE PART II
- Pyramid Scheme Written By Douglas M. Warren Copyright 1993 James washed his hands in the s
- well, i received some requests to repost, plus there's not a great deal of traffic on this
- Subject: repost, part 1, bizarre trek (new! easier to read!). Date: 28 Mar 92 17:36:00 GMT
- Subject: Story, BA: DSIX Summary: The Black Adder meets Star Trek: Deep Space Nine Date: 9
- BLIND SIGHT c Lyn Nichols +lt;CIS 71574,3436+gt; 8/93 +quot;What would happen if you dove
- My Attempt at: THE BEST OF BOTH WORLDS, Part 2 By Andres Castineiras (The characters are G
- The Best of Both Worlds, Part III A Continuation of an Episode That Might Have Been By And
- The Best of Both Worlds, Part III A Continuation of an Episode That Might Have Been By And
- They fire the weapon. 80% of the Borg ship is destroyed, and it also causes the Borg repai
- [ Generally leaves off where +quot;The Best of Both Worlds+quot; ended. ] RIKER: Worf....F
- You did not see the following scene in the aired version of +quot;Best of Both Worlds+quot
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- The Ballad of the Borg copyright Jim Cypser 1991 They were out there somewhere Coming too
- RIKER: We have no choice now. Data retrieve that old file on recursion Jordi wrote when he
- {ed Trek Parody-of-the-month-club strikes again} - This is an original, by myself which st
- Borg Puns..... What do you call a Borg actor who's a ham? Ernest BORGnine. What do you cal
- Subject: STTNG Parody: +quot;The Search for Spock's Brain+quot; Yet Another Star Trek: The
- Subject: AUTOPOST: story/tng/Broken.Dream.zip (part 01/03) - This story came from the alt.
- Subject: BUBBLEGUM TREK PART 1 - +quot;We're not in Mega-Tokyo anymore, or are we?+quot; D
- `Anyone who has not worked for them simply cannot understand them.' - Mille Vennamun, intr
- The Cardassian Confrontation: Part One By Dave Learn She hung in space like a sleeping eag
- In response to numerous requests for the Cardassian Confrontation, I asked the original po
- Subject: ST:USS Cavalier, Total Repost (LONG) with note from author. (C) Copywrite 1992 by
- written by yours truly Jonggu Moon Captn Piccard : Darth Vader ( the one and only ) Data :
- Subject: SCRIPT: +quot;Chain of Command+quot; Date: 9 May 92 00:07:55 GMT (Note: I co-wrot
- Opening Teaser You see the basic exterior shot of the Enterprise traveling at impulse spee
- [Scene opens as the camera pans in the Enterprise, in orbit around Earth. Zoom in onto Ten
- Howdy! This is a little parody that I posted to a local newsgroup about a month or so ago.
- Scene: Outside shot of the Enteprise orbiting a red orange planet. Picard voice over: Capt
- +quot;When Worlds Collide+quot;: by King's Questor The characters from Star Trek are spend
- Story: +quot;What Stars Could Not Contain+quot; Author: kmrc@ellis.uchicago.edu (Melanie A
- Subject: PARODY: The Continuing Voyages Date: 6 Jan 92 21:49:47 GMT ::::::::::::::::::::::
- Have you noticed lately how the opponents that the Enterprise has to face are becoming mor
- DANCING ON THE CRITICAL PATH fade in... ...somewhere in the electric nightmares, between t
- Star Trek The New Generation _Cruel_Mercy_ _Part_I_ By Patrick Parker, June 1992 Captain's
- Subject: _Cruel_Mercy_ PARTS I and II Date: Sat, 13 Jun 1992 21:08:37 GMT Star Trek The Ne
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- Note: The religious themes expressed + + in this document do not necessarily + + represent
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- Warning. This passage contains material that may be offensive to sensitive readers. Parent
- Vignette 1. by Jesse Chisholm, 91.03.12 (Commander Data walks up to the holodeck door and
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- Riker: Data, you've got two minutes to break into the Borg mainframe!! Data: Acknowledged,
- Okay, here's the parody of Data's Day that I've been threatening to write. It might make m
- This is an automated reposting of fiction from the alt.startrek.creative archives. Any com
- 95 page printout Reproducible Electronic Publishing can defeat censorship. This disk, its
- Subject: HACK-MAN parody: Deep Space Nine -- the First Adventure Date: 15 Apr 92 00:08:35
- [Editors Note: The following ran in issue #24 of CCSTSG Enterprises, the monthly newslette
- Subject: Deity Introduction Date: 18 Jan 92 01:52:29 GMT Introduction Well, I am thrilled
- The following is a parody that was created by Bobby Picket and Peter Ferrara for the radio
- All right, this is the first DS9 parody around here, as far as I know. At last I do someth
- Subject: The Writer's Dilemna (semi-parody) In the spirit of +quot;Ten Ways To Bring Back
- Subject: The Doctor And The Enterprise Pt1 Prologue: In 1979 I started writing a fanzine s
- Subject: The Doctor and The Enterprise Pt2 The following are the rules for use of these fi
- Subject: The Doctor And The Enterprise Pt3 The following are the rules for use of these fi
- Subject: The Doctor And The Enterprise Pt4 The following are the rules for use of these fi
- STAR TREK: THE NEXT PARODY +quot;The Seven Doctors+quot; spoofed by Harvey Newstrom Captai
- TNG meets the Doomsday Machines copyright W. V. Smith 1991, all rights reserved. Opening s
- Subject: SF Script Date: Sun, 26 May 91 12:01:51 PDT Copyright 1991 Charles McGrew and Eri
- With the coming of a new season, and the disappearance of Diana Muldaur as the Chief Medic
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- [On the bridge of the Relaint-Class cruiser Nadia. An alert sounds in the background.] Fir
- Star Trek: The Next Parody +quot;Fifty Cents for Each Additional Minute+quot; A LAST-PAT(1
- FINAL MISSION II A +quot;STAR TREK: THE USER-FRIENDLY GENERATION+quot; FARCE by Derek Zahn
- Date: 11 Sep 92 20:29:23 GMT Well, here's part one of a TNG story I'm brainstorming (based
- It occurred to me a while back, with all the talk of LaForge's turboshaft adventures, that
- Subject: Five Star Trek - (REPOST) Date: 17 Sep 92 21:47:19 GMT Space. The Enterprise floa
- Article 71144 of rec.arts.startrek: Subject: Star Trek VI: In Flanders Fields Date: 14 Mar
- All this talk about football plays and the like being mentioned in Star Trek has caused me
- After watching +quot;First Contact+quot; back in the misty wastes of the past, I decided t
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- S T A R T R E K - The Nude Generation Known Name This Story Starring: Jean-Luc Picard Long
- PARODY: Back To The Future, Part II Here is my followup to the Star Trek parody by Ryan Ma
- Back to the Future: the Next Generation Part Two By Dave Learn [This is a continuation of
- [Opening scene : shuttlebay. Wesley is there with the arrogant scientist Dr. Stubbs, from
- Battlestar Galactica meets Big E (Part I) Any any case, here it is, +quot;Galactica and En
- Galactica and Enterprise, part 2 Well, what with the overwhelming response I received over
- Galactica and Enterprise, part 3 And now, the conclusion of this (not so) little saga of c
- ENTERPRISE vs GALACTICA, chapter 1 of 6 To anyone who, with considerable justification, mi
- GALACTICA vs ENTERPRISE, chapter 2 of 6 When last we left this sappy tale, the Enterprise,
- ENTERPRISE vs GALACTICA, chapter 3 of 6 For no apparent reason, some of you are still read
- GALACTICA vs ENTERPRISE, chapter 4 of 6 The story at this moment: due to bizarre applicati
- ENTERPRISE vs GALACTICA, chapter 5 of 6 For any of you who did not read the preceding chap
- GALACTICA vs ENTERPRISE, chapter 6 of 6 We're on the home stretch here... Picard has decid
- The following story is based on characters created by Gene Roddenberry and copyright by Pa
- Date: 4 Aug 1994 18:49:47 -0500 Subject: GENERATIONS SCREENPLAY STAR TREK: Generations FAD
- Here is the obituary from today's LA Times...(reprinted w/o permission) GENE RODDENBERRY,
- (Bridge. Data exits turbolift, stops, turns around, notices doors are still open, begins t
- Star Trek: Yet Another Generation Episode 69: Get A Life [Scene opens with usual stock foo
- This novel was begun the summer after 2nd season. Since there wasn't a whole bunch of TNG
- Copyright 1990 by David B. Mears and Eric Klien. All Rights Reserved. STAR TREK: THE NEXT
- Copyright 1990 by David B. Mears and Eric Klien. All Rights Reserved. STAR TREK: THE NEXT
- The Gift of the Iron Mother Copyright (c) Kent Brewster 1992 All Rights Reserved Prrt floa
- : : Earth's Dreamlands : Info on: RPG's, :(313)558-5024 : area code : :RPGNet World HQ + A
- Star Wars meets Star Trek Episode: DAVID AND GOLIATH Kirk: Captain's Log: Stardate 8199.2.
- Subject: Grey Stars 1 Date: 18 Apr 92 22:25:49 GMT This is the story that I started to wri
- And now, in further more reasonably exciting continuation of the Parody of the Month Club'
- Subject: STORY: +quot;Then Hate Me When Thou Wilt+quot; Date: 25 Apr 92 17:01:59 GMT What
- T h e H i t c h h i k e r ' s G u i d e to
- (+quot;As previously seen on Star Trek: The Next Generation+quot;...a recap of part 1) Rik
- A SELECTED BIBLIOGRAPHY OF BOOKS AND ARTICLES BY AND ABOUT ROBERT ANSON HENLEIN The follow
- Star Trek: The Next Generation +quot;The Giant Hole In Space+quot; Teleplay by Karl Lehenb
- [The entire opening scene is animated, unless otherwise specified ... Pan across a typical
- Home Is Where The Heart Is Star Trek: The Next Generation Novel Written By Andres Castinei
- Subject: +quot;For the Honor of the Empire+quot; |----------------------------------------
- THE SPACE ADVENTURES OF HUCKLEBERRY FINN (with apologies to Gene Roddenberry and (especial
- Subject: Here's Sulu! (Title: HUNTING GROUNDS) Date: 7 Feb 92 04:25:21 GMT Thanks EVERYBOD
- HUNTING GROUNDS Chapter 1 (My God,) he thought, (it's huge...) Victor Xavier Pennington pr
- Yet Another Star Trek: The Next Generation episode +quot;Return of the Icons+quot; Written
- This story was originally in 3 parts, but I have combined them into one file to make downl
- +gt;From: ruthl@hpldsla.sid.hp.com (Ruth Lim) +gt;Date: Sat, 11 Apr 1992 03:36:51 GMT +gt;
- STAR TREK: THE NEXT GENERATION +quot;INFECTION+quot; A Story by Donald Burr Captain's Log,
- Things we'd rather not see... ST:TNG the adventure game! by Infocom (who else?) Featuring
- The following is the teaser and the next 5 acts will follow .... All this is copyright - C
- The following is the first act and the next 4 acts will follow .... The teaser was posted
- Subject: SCRIPT: +quot;Inheritance+quot; - Acts II, III, IV, V OK, this is Acts II, III, I
- I was watching Star Trek II again last night when suddenly I had this vision of what would
- +quot;Star Trick: The Ion Tempest+quot; Roger M. Wilcox CAPTAIN KIRK'S VOICE: Captain's lo
- I., Q. A parody? [Enterprise bridge. Q appears in a poof. Picard lowers his forehead to us
- Subject: [KLI] Journal of the Klingon Language Institute Date: 10 Sep 92 04:12:47 GMT No s
- A friend of mine has written several seasons of Next Gen synopses under the premise that f
- Rusty n Edie's BBS This program is brought to you with the blessings of Rusty n Edie'
- Updated on: December 01, 1993 This file lists all the available echoes on KlinNet. Nodes a
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- An Introduction to The Klingon Language
- An Introduction to the Klingon Language Part
- An Introduction to the Klingon Language Part
- An Introduction to the Klingon Language Par
- An Introduction to the Klingon Language
- An Introduction to the Klingon Language PART
- Subject: The Klingon Maneuver Date: 20 Feb 92 07:57:30 GMT This is my first story posting;
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- Number: 93/679 [Star Trek] Date : Thu 11 Jul 1991 9:35a (08 Jul 91 19:38:00) From : Greg M
- 29-May-84 11:13:05-EDT,6435;000000000001 Return-Path: +lt;JAFFE@RU-BLUE.ARPA+gt; Date: 24
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- ;A KlinNet Nodelist for Friday, December 17, 1993 -- Day number 351 : 51078 ;A ;A ;A KlinN
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- Subject: A Star Trek Parody Keywords: parody, humor, bizarre Date: Fri, 6 Mar 92 12:37:27
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- Kobiashi Q (part 1) PRESENTING!... From the man who last summer brought you +quot;Star Dre
- Captain's Log: Star Date 12123.4, USS Enterpise on Neutral Zone Patrol. Picard: +quot;Data
- The following is a story line that hit me as I was falling asleep. The current discusssion
- Subject: LEAPTREK - PART I Date: 8 Jun 92 15:46:27 GMT LEAPTREK Katriena Knights It was co
- LEAPTREK Katriena Knights It was cold, and fire, and electricity; it was pain and a suffoc
- It was my custom, that, while watching ST:TNG on Monday nights, I would enjoy at least one
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- Subject: Star Trek meets Lost in Space Date: 28 May 92 01:10:25 GMT Star Trek Meets Lost i
- Subject: Star Trek: The Mac Generation Date: 20 May 92 21:07:39 GMT Star Trek--The Mac Gen
- [Fade in, MacGyver and Pete are being held hostage by terrorists) Pete: What are we going
- Hello, I'm Mark, and I've come up with a parody of the season premiere of ST:TNG. All refe
- MASH/Trek story: Again No More Angels. This story is a cross-over between MASH and Star Tr
- From kschang@sfsuvax1.sfsu.edu Mon Apr 5 23:34:31 1993 Return-Path: +lt;kschang@sfsuvax1.s
- this story should be read while listening to `Lorelei' by the Cocteau Twins. There is a kn
- A NEW EPISODE FOR STAR TREK:THE NEXT GENERATION +quot;THE CONFUSED PEOPLE OF MEGUS-2 WHO J
- ...STAR TREK:The 1.5 Minute Parody III... ( Which this week lasts approximately 3 minutes
- Mirror, Mirror: The Next Generation +quot;Errand of Malice+quot; by Michael Montoure Capta
- Subject: REPOST: Shadows in the MiST Date: 10 Aug 92 13:20:00 GMT this was a silly little
- OK, my script was finally rejected. I'll be posting it to the net over the next few days.
- Roger C. Carmel, the actor famed for his portrayal of Harry Mudd, died Tuesday, November 1
- That's right! The Borg are back! But first, some scenes from last season's mind boggling e
- Due to the long wait after the cliffhanger episode of Star Trek: TNG, some of us have deci
- Opening shot: A view of the bridge. Geordi and Data are at the helm positions. Worf and Tr
- SHIPS OF THE 24th CENTURY Ships of the 24th Century, Revised Edition Published by Starflee
- STAR TREK: THE NEXT GENERATION -- +quot;Nightmare on the Enterprise.+quot; The crew strugg
- The following is the first part (of two) of a TNG script which was rejected by Paramount.
- Subject: Not the Technical Manual (being posted a bit early) Sender: news@sifon.cc.mcgill.
- Subject: STORY: The Great American Star Trek Novel. Date: 10 Aug 92 10:43:00 GMT This is t
- Oedipus-3, by Jean-Luc the Bard The time: some time in the future. The place: somewhere in
- STAR TREK XIII: THE OLD SERIES MEETS THE NEXT GENERATION CAPTAIN'S LOG, STARDATE 14111.7:
- Subject: Another parody Date: 17 Feb 92 05:42:56 GMT This is something that's been kicking
- After reading the K/S Lady vr. OM conflict postings for the 5th day in a row I thought abo
- Subject: revised version, +quot;Out in the Open+quot; Date: 27 May 92 15:19:00 GMT this st
- Subject: ST Voyages #2 +quot;Orion the Abductor+quot; Date: 27 May 92 16:24:25 GMT Captain
- Subject: The Outing Date: 14 Apr 92 22:55:00 GMT this is a short story that kind of explor
- William Slattery 76630,3416 PAINKILLER Nurse Laurie Schroeder's hand rose in small jerks a
- A NEW EPISODE FOR ST:TNG...... +quot;PARADOX+quot; TEASER In the hall outside the holodeck
- Tim Murphy is embarassed to present: STAR TREK: THE PERPLEXED GENERATION The scene opens o
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- Hello to all. Let me know what you think. My e-mail address is below. If the response is f
- Gaeren was sitting on the floor, hunched up against the 'fridge with his arms wrapped arou
- Subject: +quot;Purely Alien+quot; by Rob Darwin Keywords: TNG, horror flix, Sigourney +quo
- Q's Blues- A Short Story by Ann Savage +quot;Stupid Human!+quot; muttered Q, full of himse
- Quantum Trek: The Parody Star Trek: The Nestles Generation EPISODE 69 +quot;WHERE NO MAN H
- Rain Dance Rain pounded on the cockpit glass as Devon moved his machine through the steamy
- R A N K S O F F E D E R A T I O N S T A R F L E E T by Kasey K.S. Chang (Ksc1) Revision: 1
- Subject: STTRR 1-5/20 repost Date: 2 Sep 92 13:44:53 GMT - STAR TREK ---------------------
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- FEDERATION SHIP RECOGNITION MANUAL Federation Ship Recognition Manual For- St:RPG Printing
- This is a script I submitted to Paramount last year. For reasons which'll be obvious soon,
- Subject: Alternate addition to The Return Date: 17 Mar 92 05:05:42 GMT Follow on to The Re
- Subject: The Return, parts 1-7 Since it's been so long and folks have been asking, here is
- Subject: Revenge: Chapter 1 Date: 4 Mar 92 02:50:44 GMT +quot;Captain's log, stardate 8992
- The evil men pounded down the door. Somebody screamed, and the four ment brought up their
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- What with Tom Sellick appearing on +quot;Murder She Wrote+quot;, Jessica appearing on +quo
- RoboTrek: The Next Generation (or, The Best of Both Worlds part six) by Kenneth G. Haynes
- The Rocky Horror Star Trek Show ::: ::: with..
- In Residence by KaRylin Jennifer worked slowly but methodically at the task of pulling up
- A VISIT FROM PAULIE by KaRylin +quot;My niece is coming for a visit,+quot; Jennifer commen
- +quot;FOR SALE+quot; by KaRylin Jennifer opened her eyes and looked at the clock on her be
- County Fair 2094 by KaRylin +quot;Here, boy.+quot; Roger, repelled by the smell of decompo
- Scene 1: The bridge. All cast members are in place, except the captain. Worf: Entering the
- - STAR TREK MORALS OF WAR Massive Disclaimer : I am very flattered that someone has decid
- summary of previous episode +quot;Plato's Grandchildren+quot;: Sean Penn debuts as +quot;L
- The Decline and Fall of the ROMULAN EMPIRE EPISODE 1: ANTAGONIZE (Scene: Aboard the NCC-17
- This is what I hope will be the first of many parodies that I plan to write and upload to
- Star Trek: The Next (de)Generation +quot;Where No Sane Man Would Go+quot; Captain's Log, S
- Kirk: +quot;Ships Log, Star Date 120168.09. we have just met with a vessel from from the f
- note on pronunciation: the words `Bythe' and `Bythian' rhyme with `python', more or less;
- STAR TREK: THE NEXT GENERATION: FIFTH SEASON EPISODES Stolen from Paramount at great risk,
- Subject: SCRIPT: +quot;Secession+quot; Date: 15 May 92 04:32:55 GMT Here is a copy of my r
- SECRET OF THE LOST ENTERPRISE by Dennis William Franczak, (c)1990 Prologue: Stardate 24769
- +quot;Seed of Doubt+quot; A Non-Canon Story by Joe L. Blanton, Jr. blanton@tusun2.mcs.utul
- Star Trek: The Next Generation
- Subject: The Serpent in the Silence part1 Date: Tue, 26 Feb 91 18:14:51 GMT [][][][][][][]
- BOLDLY IN SHADOW Chapter 1 +quot;Fire!+quot; said Riker. He looked at his captain's face f
- STAR TREK SHIP LIST v2.1 compiled by Michael Rawdon FEDERATION (Including Human ships): Co
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- This story was rejected on the grounds that it was too mature for the magazine's target au
- The Hunter and the Hunted Lieutenant Brown sat in his command pod 1 kilometer away from th
- Subject: A Wesley story Date: 4 Aug 92 23:58:03 GMT Ever try a hand at collaborative writi
- A Smuggler's Tale Copyright 1991 by Ting-Yu Hsu All rights reserved. This work may be free
- A Smuggler's Tale Copyright 1991 by Ting-Yu Hsu All rights reserved. This work may be free
- A Smuggler's Tale Copyright 1991 by Ting-Yu Hsu All rights reserved. This work may be free
- A Unified Spaceflight Chronology (Explanatory Notes) by Arnold E. van Beverhoudt, Jr. (Jan
- Duncan Long CompuServe ID# 72707,3525 Copyright (C) 1993 by Duncan Long. All rights reserv
- Recently, rumors have been circulating in r.a.s. about the incipient demise of +quot;Star
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- Well, anyway, through this, my sister got to writing to someone named Sandy (don't remembe
- Copyright 1989 Michael A. Stackpole Squeeze Play As the bar's natural atmosphere raped my
- Honor. Courage. Integrity. Dedication. JUSTICE. These are the words that built the legend
- Well, here goes; my first story on the net. Feel free to send comments and suggestions to
- STAR TREK LOCATIONS ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ by: D. Joseph Creighton Updated: Dec 12, 1992 - On
- Subject: STAR TREK SHIPS [Updated: Dec 12, 1992] Summary: This posting contains references
- FROM JCOTE@ASTRO.RUG.NL FRI JUL 1 01:31:34 1994 DATE: 22 JUN 1994 18:43:51 -0500 SUBJECT:
- TIMES, SEEMS A LITTLE DAZED. RIKER I'M COMMANDER WILLIAM RIKER OF THE STARSHIP ENTERPRISE.
- SCAN FOR LIFEFORMS. AS DATA WORKS, HE BREAKS INTO A MERRY LITTLE SONG. DATA (SINGS) +quot;
- THEN LOOKS AT ONE OF THE OTHER HORSES IN THE BARN. HE MAKES A DECISION AND THEN MOVES TOWA
- Date: 17 Oct 91 03:46:01 GMT If you have any sentience left at all, you will want to skip
- Subject: ST:ALOF (ALL) REPOST Date: 30 Oct 92 16:15:24 GMT Sender: news@sue.cc.uregina.ca
- +quot;Star Trek Lost Episodes+quot; transcript. finding a weakness in the Borg? And Mr. Da
- STAR DREK: The Next Degeneration The Crew: Captain Jerk-Off Picknose Commander Will Reeker
- PRESENTING....... STAR DREK: THE DEGENERATION SPACE...THE FINAL FRONTIER. THESE ARE THE AS
- The following is a listing of all of the federation spaceships that have been either menti
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- STAR WARS III: FALL OF THE REPUBLIC Story treatment by John L. Flynn Adapted from Part I:
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- Picard: Lt Shumway, you have the ship. Riker: +lt;Yawn+gt; See you in the morning Captain.
- Star Trek Tom Swifties: [Star Trek IV] +quot;I think we found them,+quot; Kirk wailed. [an
- +quot;Ain't I a Stinker?+quot; Script and Teleplay by Tim Lynch Directed by Rob Bowman +qu
- Examining SF films frame-by-frame on video can be fun. As an example, I recently examined
- Subject: STMOW Chapters 1-10 repost Date: 31 Jul 92 02:39:26 GMT - STAR TREK -------------
- Subject: Star Fleet Command Physics Notes 1 Sender: news@well.sf.ca.us Date: Mon, 25 Jan 1
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- Picard: +quot;Star Date 456.12 The Enterprise is on a routine mission to Belingese IV. We
- [Scene: USS Enterprise NCC-1701D bridge. Medium shot of command couch. Ryker is sitting in
- The scene: A full-brass competency hearing, called after Captain Picard surrenders to a cr
- Question: What does one do with their empty hours at three in the morning? Answer: +quot;T
- One Morning on The Enterprise NCC 1701-D... [On board t
- Picard: Captain's Log, Star Date unknown. The Enterpise has just come out of Warp speed fr
- Picard: +quot;Personal log: Star Date 11.34.5. Wesley and I have beamed down to the Sixth
- STAR TREK: The Next Generation Episode XIII +quot;Willi+quot; [Special effects: Against a
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- A friend of mine who is quite indifferent to Star Trek nevertheless watches TNG each Satur
- Hang onto your seats, kids, it's another episode of STAR TREK: The Sexed Generation [Patri
- Captain's Log Stardate 9161.75: We are on approach to the Delta Chi system. A survey vesse
- Star Trek: The Next Parody +quot;Elementary School, Dear Data+quot; Written by: Rob Miracl
- Earlier, someone posted a suggestion for getting Denise Crosby back on TNG, which was prom
- Star Trek: The Next Generation Episode XIX: Peace Restored Scene 1: Picard: Captain's log,
- Star Trek: The Next Generation Episode XX: Share Minds but Kill the Kid ---------- Scene 1
- Star Trek: The Next Generation
- Scene 1: -------- Picard: Captain's log, 43258.2...While playing with our warp engines, We
- Sponsors: Life Sabres Candy - Now in Bubble Gum! Last time, on Star Trek: The Next Generat
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- Would You Believe Another Silly ST:TNG Parody? [Prologue: bridge] Picard: Captain's log, S
- +quot;Appliances Galore+quot; Episode: ST:TNP, #UL-4 Written by : Russell Billings (REBILL
- After extrapolating all of the avaliable data, I ran a (very) long simulation battle on th
- NEXT, ON AN ALL NEW EPISODE OF STAR TREK: THE NEXT GENERATION ... Data: Holiday Inn was a
- +quot;Captain's Log, Stardate 3456.7. The Enterprise is enroute to the Gamma-Hydra-Snack-C
- Captain's log, stardate 41592.65358979... er... oh, hell, can't they build clocks into the
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- Star Trek: The Nestles Generation EPISODE 69 +quot;WHERE NO MAN HAS LEAPED BEFORE+quot; [B
- These are the voyages of the Starship Enterprise. Her 5-year mission: to boldly go where n
- ST:The Odd Generation meets ST:The Nerd Generation Our story opens with Captain Kwirk in t
- Setting: Planet VintoVardle VI Robot: Warning! Warning! Warning!!! Alien presence detected
- The Enterprise is in the Arcturan Sector of the galaxy. The bridge receives an important m
- These are the voyages of the starpimp Enterthighs. His 5 year mission, to explore strange
- Kirk: (entering the bridge) Amazing. What did they do to my bridge? Picard: YOU'RE bridge,
- [Scene opens with the end of +quot;Best of Both Worlds+quot;] RIKER: FIRE!! TROI: My, God,
- PICARD (VO) : Captain's Log, Stardate 45781.3. The ship has bid a fond farewell to Ensign
- PREFACE: This script has basically one purpose: To eliminate Deanna Troi!!! Believe me, I
- Here is the first part to a story that I've been kicking around in the back of my mind for
- Q and A : The new Star Trek : The Next Generation Novel by Doug Geiger Copyright (C) 1990
- Subject: TREK BOOK 2 Here's chapter two of my book. Please send any and all comments criti
- Here it as at long last, maybe: Chapter 3 Send me your comments, etc. Thanks... (C) 1991 -
- Subject: Trek book Chapter4 Here's another installment of my book. Keep those comments/cri
- Subject: Trek book chapter 5 Here it is... at long last... it's ... MONTY PYTHON'S FLYING
- Here, at long last is Chapter 6 of my Star Trek book. I took a little time off from postin
- Here is a brand new, never before posted Chapter of my Star Trek book... As always, send c
- CHAPTER 8... Don't accept any substitutes... But first, a question. Just out of curiosity,
- (C) 1991 - Doug Geiger CHAPTER 9 Chris entered the gym looking for something to do. Lookin
- (C) 1991 - Doug Geiger Chapter 10 +quot;What the hell! They can't go that fast. Their shut
- (C) 1991 - Doug Geiger Chapter 11 The cubic ship floated through space, slowly rotating. T
- CHAPTER 12 +quot;How long until we rendezvous with the Enterprise?+quot; rumbled Worf, fro
- CHAPTER 13 Captain's Log, Stardate: the past. We are in pursuit of the Stardrive section o
- Chapter 14 From out of the midst of the explosion, came the Enterprise's Stardrive hull, s
- Chapter 15 Captain's Log, Stardate 8330.5: We are towing the energy creature through space
- CHAPTER 16 Captain's Log, Supplemental: We have returned to our own time and Mister Data a
- Further Plot Complications- A Star Trek TNG Parody (C) Troy Rutter- 1991 The What-a-Surpri
- Item #7 The Star Trek Item. Mr. Spock took out his tricorder and took a reading. Mr. Spock
- I told you all that I would be writing a parody that described my earlier question on the
- Any critics out there? I'm including a first attempt at posting a story of mine. Drop me a
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- Course: Very Long Star Trek Parody Prerequisites: any 4 ST:TNG episodes and the following
- Subject: Star Trek: The Next Parody Date: 11 Apr 92 20:53:10 GMT This is a short script I
- STAR TREK: THE NEXT PARODY -- Trek.Holodeck.Creative By Ken Kaufman (kaufman@gmu90x.gmu.ed
- Star Trek: +quot;Where No Man Has Acted Before+quot; Captain's Log, Stardate 12345.6. The
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- +quot;All Our Everydays+quot;: The All-Old Generic [and Annotated] (and highly Condensed)
- STAR TREK - RECENTLY FOUND LOST EPISODE +quot;THE TALLENS OF RIGEL 7.+quot; (Opening scene
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- Captain's Log, Stardate 6020.65 We are {on a routine benchmarking mission / heading for a
- Star Trek 6 Dream Play Part II of VIII Story Eric R. Glover L E G A L N O T I C E Jeff D.
- And Now Part III of StarTrek VI: The Neutral Zone [Play that funky klingon music] In the v
- HEY The following DreamPlay is the intellectual property of its authors, E.Glover and J.Wi
- Date: Thu, 16 Jul 92 15:34:04 -0400 Subject: SW vs. ST: The Final Chapter This is how I th
- STAR TREK: THE NEXT GENERATION Picard: Captain's Log, Stardate 41412.3. We are on a diplom
- Star Trek: The Next Parody +quot;Across the River Styx+quot; Written by: Elizabeth Muncy (
- After seeing everybody on the net posting all of their Trek stories, I felt like I had to
- Date: 1 Sep 91 02:41:44 GMT Well, I have not ONLY been flappin' my lips over RAS way this
- Star Trek: The Next Supermarket by Dan Gookin Forced by Federation budget cuts in the late
- Space -- The Final Frontier These are the voyages of the starship, Enter-prize. Its ongoin
- Taking Care of Business is a story stemming from an email game I've been running since thi
- Subject: STORY: The Talent Show (featuring STTNG crew) Date: 31 Oct 92 15:20:29 GMT @%@%@%
- Subject: TALLYHO! Date: 9 Apr 92 06:24:00 GMT WARNING: The following STAR TREK parody cont
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- -----=====Earth's Dreamlands=====----- (313)558-5024 - 9600 v.32 - Sysop: Gug A Game Maste
- Subject: NEW STORY: Test of Time, Part 1 Date: 7 Jul 92 18:21:00 GMT Test of Time, Part 1
- +quot;Captain's log, stardate 50309.8. It is finished. As I look down from the bridge of t
- Subject: The Doctor And The Enterprise Pt1 Keywords: text Date: 8 Nov 91 16:58:12 GMT Prol
- Subject: ST:TNG Parody, +quot;Still Looking for Things+quot; Date: 14 May 92 20:02:15 GMT
- sorry about all the exposition, net-people. think of it as foreplay. if your imaginations
- /Due to recent / / events this / [][][][]/sig has been /[][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][]
- Date: Saturday, 10 Oct 1992 16:18:30 MST Subject: STORY: +quot;Timesync+quot; Copyright Sc
- After seeing everybody on the net posting all of their Trek stories, I felt like I had to
- Star Trek: The Next Generation Rap Yo, listen hard... ...to my RAP It's about that new sho
- Star Trek: The Next Generation The Canonical Drinking Game Compiled by: Mark Yocom (n90438
- FLASH!!! Would you believe...that ST:TNG is a ripoff? Hard to believe, but true. Irwin All
- STAR TREK : THE NEXT GENERATION Mini-Parodies Announcer : Next time, on an all new episode
- _STAR TREK: THE NEXT GENERATION MUSICAL_ copyright 1991 Matthew Wayne Gertz (Permission to
- Star Trek : The Next Generation, The Musical by Ryan Mathews [Opening scene: standard exte
- (To the tune of +quot;Hello hello+quot;) LaForge . . . LaForge, LaForge! I don't know why
- How's this for a plotline - = The Ferrengi steal Data (after all, he IS a rare commodity t
- Here is the list of episodes for the new ST:TNG season along with a brief summary of each:
- STAR TREK: +quot;The Once and Future Starship+quot; 8/9/91 - TEASER 1. STAR TREK: THE NEXT
- Toon Trek: The Next Generation Before we begin, let me cue in the uninformed. The characte
- Back by nearly popular demand... Toon Trek: The Next Generation (For an explanation of the
- Toon Trek: The Next Generation (For an explanation of the casting of this and other +quot;
- Toon Trek: The Next Generation (For an explanation of the casting of this and other +quot;
- CHAPTER ONE Captain's log: Stardate 10001.2. Captain Pavel Checkov Reporting. We have been
- CHAPTER SIX connect. +lt;I said get up!+gt; Riley felt a sharp pain in his waist, but he s
- Subject: Entire Repost: Romulan Dawn: Part II: Sender: news@news.yale.edu (USENET News Sys
- How many of you people remember the TV series V. They made two min-series with it. This li
- Please note that my e-mail address is different than the one listed on this month's FAQL a
- [This file is from the Sf-Lovers Archives at Rutgers University. It is provided as part of
- Star Trek (The Original Series) Pocket Books' Books Guide --------- Version 8 --------- La
- Subject: Parody p.092: The Lost Generation Date: 18 Oct 90 03:09:48 GMT Royal Milename: p.
- Subject: Star Trek -- The Driving Game Date: 17 Jan 92 04:17:41 GMT Star Trek: TNG -- The
- +|+|+|+|+| All New!! The Exciting, The Wonderful... |+|+|+|+|+ +|+|+|+|+|+|+| Star Trek Dr
- These are a few of my favorite episodes of Star Trek, synopsized to the best of my memory.
- PERIODIC LIST OF +quot;FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS+quot; in REC.ARTS.STARTREK (last updated
- Part One, or was it the beginning? Setting: deep space. Space is really, really big, so bi
- Subject: STAR TREK MUSIC posting frequency poster/address Frequently Asked Questions List
- STAR TREK TRIVIA QUIZ It's multiple choice, so feel free to make multiple choices. SCORE:
- S H I P S O F S T A R T R E K compiled by Kasey K.S. Chang Part F of THE ULTIMATE STAR TRE
- Here are some songs that were originally destined to go with the +quot;Unfinished Parody+q
- Star Trek: The Next Generation +quot;A Christmas Story+quot; Data: Strictly speaking, we a
- David B. Mears Hewlett-Packard Cupertino CA hplabs!hpda!mears mears@hpda.HP.COM Trial and
- STAR TREK: THE NEXT GENERATION The Wrath of the Tribbles Picard: Captain's Log, Stardate S
- Star Trek The Next Generation _T'Selar_ _Part_I_ By Patrick Parker, June 1992 The doctor w
- Subject: CORRECTED REPOST; _T'Selar_ part 1 Date: 12 Jul 92 02:30:50 GMT Star Trek The Nex
- Copyright Scott Hume 1992 In Counselor Troi's cabin, we see her sleeping as the camera dol
- Subject: STTUQ 1-5/15 repost Date: 4 Sep 92 13:42:34 GMT - STAR TREK ---------------------
- Our Story So Far: None you idiot, this is the first batch! __ __ _____ _____ ______ / // /
- +gt;+gt;+gt;+gt;+gt; On 1 Oct 90 20:22:19 GMT, lowey@herald.usask.ca (Kevin Lowey) said: +
- These are the voyages of the StarVAX ENTERP::, it's five-year mission: to explore strange
- VAX Trek VI The Book, The Film, The Video: +quot;The Search For Spock+quot; Episode 1: ---
- Star Trek VIII, +quot;The Voyage Home+quot; Episode 1 --------- [In the background a few r
- VAX Trek V The Movie: +quot;The Crunchy Bits+quot; These are the voyages of the VAXShip En
- Date: Thu, 3 Dec 1992 21:07:44 EST Subject: STORY: The Vigilante I General disclaimers app
- Date: Thu, 3 Dec 1992 21:12:09 EST Subject: STORY: The Vigilante II General disclaimers ap
- Date: Thu, 3 Dec 1992 21:13:44 EST Subject: STORY: The Vigilante IIIA General disclaimers
- Subject: Intro to Vulcan Philosophical Paper Date: 10 Jul 92 03:33:42 GMT ... ..... ......
- Subject: Warp Equation -- REVEALED! (LONG) Keywords: I figured it out -- well almost. +gt;
- Subject: History of Warp Sender: news@csus.edu Date: Mon, 12 Apr 1993 03:22:16 GMT Here is
- Date: Monday, 27 Apr 1992 19:22:14 EDT Subject: Wayne's World/TNG Part One Here it is! I d
- [On the bridge of the Enterprise. Wesley in command.] WESLEY: Set parabolic course to avoi
- Scene 1: Transporter Room 3 (what happened to 1 and 2?) Riker: First Officer's Log, starda
- Picard: +quot;Star Date 144565.09. We are in orbit around Gamma-Bingulese VI, and we have
- Subject: Belly of the Whale - part 1 Date: 6 Apr 92 03:32:27 GMT I have finished eliminati
- Subject: STORY: Wisdom of the Ancients 1 Date: 26 Jul 92 21:49:18 GMT ____________________
- Subject: STORY: The Witness, Part 1 Date: 24 Apr 92 14:40:23 GMT I've been batting this id
- - This story came from the alt.startrek.creative archive on - - ftp.cis.ksu.edu (129.130.1
- +quot;TAKE MY WORF, PLEASE+quot; +quot;Captain's Log, Stardate 3666.6. Very little to repo
- Star Trek: The Next Parody +quot;Worf in the Fold+quot; Written by: Russell Billings (netl
- About a year ago, I was approached by someone who asked me to write a Star Trek parody to
- Star Trek: The Next Parody +quot;The Wraith of Kahn+quot; A LAST-PAT(1) Production. Writte
- Subject: A meetds D THE SEQUEL Date: 25 Feb 92 01:42:11 GMT A Meets D II, The Wrath of Spo
- A Day with the STAR TREK Writers +quot;Gee, guys, it's time we come up with a new script.+
- Star Trek: The Next Parody Writer's Guide Copyright, Copywright, Copywrite and Copyrite (C
- +quot;WHEN YOU WISH UPON A YAR+quot; +quot;Captain's Log, Stardate 3754.4. The Enterprise
- ST:TNG Paradoy By: J. Helmann (JFH2309@RITVAX.Bitnet) Scene 1: -------- In a corridor on D
- Well, what follows is a parody of both TREK generations, espsecially the newer, which a fr
- Kirk: Captain's Personal Log. Stardate 8976.4. Due to certain incidents resulting in my de

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