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Tuersday, 20:50 , November 16....nothin' to do... Here's the Walk-Thru for LEISURE SUIT LARRY 6, strange the game is not out yet, but the WT come before the game, I'm sure it will come later in the evening or 2morrow, so check your files points and leech! :) I want to say "Hi!" to : Black Widow - Screw - Rodimus - The Game Warden The Analyst - Rebel Bones and Cryptic Carver and all the others C00L Dudes! Be sure to call : THE FOURTH REICH 2 NODES * 1.2 GIG * 514-632-7407 SYMETRiC SHADoW =============================================================================== +-----------------+ | GETTING STARTED | +-----------------+ Problem: What's the basic idea behind this game? How do I play? Hint: Help all the babes in the game. Find a babe. Talk to her. Find out what she needs, get it for her, and get ready for some gratitude. Not! Don't get frustrated. Helping one babe may allow you to eventually find the right babe for you. Problem: How do I get started? Hint: If you're in the front lobby at the beginning of the game, try talking to the front desk clerk to get your room key. Go up the stairs to your room, unlock your door and go inside. Look at the table. Try calling all the phone numbers on the cards on the table. Go to the bathroom. Use the sink. Look at the brown water. Call maintenance to send a plumber up to fix it. Problem: How do I use the elevator or the ice machine next to my room? Hint: Some things are not useful at the beginning of the game such as the elevator and ice machine. We're going to try hard to make you forget about certain things that you see early on, so keep your eyes peeled and remember to look at things later that you couldn't use at the start! +--------+ | GAMMIE | +--------+ Problem: What does Gammie want? Hint: Gammie wants to use the Cellulite Machine. You'll have to fix it. Problem: How do I repair the Cellulite machine's piston? Hint: Go to the dining room. Walk into the kitchen. Put your hand in the garbage to find a can of lard. Take the lard and use it to lubricate the large piston on the left. Problem: How do I repair the Cellulite machine's ripped vacuum hose? Hint: Go to the Mud Bath and walk one screen to the right to reach the Weight Room. There is a wide rubber belt on the BunShaker machine. If the BunShaker machine is being used, talk to the body-builder, Thunderbird. Leave the room and return. The BunShaker should be vacant and you can take the belt. Use the belt on the hole in the vacuum hose of the Cellulite Machine. Problem: How do I clean the Cellulite machine's filter? Hint: Use a wrench on the filter tank bolt. Open the filter lid. Take the clogged filter and use it on the sink in the Kitchen to clean it. Put the filter back in the filter tank. Close the lid and tighten the bolt with the wrench. Problem: Where can I find a wrench? Hint: You can get a wrench from the plumber. Go to your bathroom and run the water in the sink. If you see brown water, call maintenance at extension 76 to report your plumbing problems. If the water is clear, stuff a roll of toilet paper down the toilet. You can get some toilet paper from the front of the maid's cart that appears every now and then outside your room. When the plumber arrives, click the pick-up icon next to the plumber to get the wrench. Use the pick-up icon, not the hand icon. Take his file too, you might need it. Problem: I think the machine works, but I can't seem to tell Gammie. Why? Hint: Give the machine a test run. Turn it on. Wait for the message that everything is okay. Once you see the message, shut the machine down and go talk to Gammie. Problem: Where can I get an orange? Hint: Go to the Dining Room. Click your hand on the salad bar to find an orange. Take the orange. Problem: I need something to cool Gammie's forehead. What can I do? Hint: Get a washcloth from the front of the maid's cart that appears every now and then outside your room. Click the washcloth on the pool. Go to the Kitchen. Open the refrigerator door. Put the wet cloth inside and close the fridge door. Leave the Kitchen. Return to the Kitchen and open the fridge. Use the take icon to pick up the cool cloth. Problem: Where can I get some mineral water? Hint: If Gammie asks for some mineral water, go to the hallway door east of the Blues Bar to find a room service tray. Take the mineral water off the tray. Problem: After I helped Gammie, she took off! Why did I go through all this? Hint: Gammie left behind a lot of excess cellulite. This can be useful. Go to the beach and click your hand on the sand to find a whale oil lamp. Click the lamp on the drainage faucet in the center of the Cellulite Drainage room. Get a match in the Blues Bar and click your zipper on it to light it. Light the lamp, and you'll find you've created a Lamp of Knowledge. Pretty neat, huh? +------+ | Rose | +------+ Problem: Where is Rose? Hint: Walk one screen left of the Front Desk. Open the hallway door to enter the Health Spa. Rose is in the High Colonic Treatment room through the door on the left. Problem: What does Rose want? Hint: Look around the High Colonic Treatment room. You'll see lots of flowers. Rose loves flowers. You need to get some more flowers for Rose. The only flowers you can take are in your room. If you don't have your room key, talk to the front desk girl to get it. Get the flowers from the vase in your room and give them to Rose. She'll give you an orchid for all your troubles. +----------+ | Burgundy | +----------+ Problem: Where is Burgundy? Hint: Burgundy sometimes sings at the bar. If you go to the bar and Burgundy isn't on stage, try walking out of the bar for a little while and come back later. Problem: How can I talk to Burgundy? Hint: You need to unplug her microphone so she'll stop singing and listen to you. Put your hand on the microphone wire to unplug it. Problem: Where can I find some beer? Hint: The Spa will not serve alcohol, but you can find a place that has beer. Go to the Mud Baths and walk right. Walk through the Weight Room to enter the Aerobics Room. Use the empty spot to dance and end the class. Talk to the aerobics instructor and get her employee badge. Go back to the hall and walk east until you reach the gate to the employee's campground. Use the employee badge to open the gate. Enter the tent and take some beer for Burgundy. Problem: The beer didn't help. Burgundy is singing again. What now? Hint: She wants more beer! Go back to the employee's campground and get more for her. After she drinks the second six-pack, she'll meet you in the sauna. Problem: Where can I get a towel to wear in the sauna? Hint: You can get a towel in two different places. You can take a towel from the maid's cart that appears every now and then outside your room. You can also get one from Gary the Towel Attendant in the Health Spa. To get the towel from Gary, click your hand on the desk to sign in. Problem: How do I put the towel on? Hint: Go to the men's locker room. Open the last locker on the lower right. Click the towel on yourself to wear it. To change back into your leisure suit, open the locker and click the towel on yourself again. Problem: Burgundy and Cav left without me. What do I do? Hint: Burgundy left her silver bracelet in the sauna. Take it. +---------+ | Shablee | +---------+ Problem: Where can I find Shablee? Hint: Shablee is in the Make-Up Classroom. The classroom is two screens left from the Front Desk. Go down the ramp. Shablee is the girl in the lower right of the screen. Problem: What does Shablee want? Hint: Shablee wants an evening gown. Problem: Where can I find an evening gown? Hint: Burgundy the Country Western Blues singer has a gown. If you've gone to the sauna with her, you can find the dress back-stage at the bar. Click your hand on the curtain to walk on stage. Walk south of the stage between the curtains to find the dress. Take the dress and give it to Shablee. Problem: Shablee says she'll meet me later on the beach, but later never happens! Hint: You need to get a condom. Get your room key from the girl at the front desk and go upstairs to your room. Look at the cards on the table. Call the Turn Down service at 75 to order a surprise. Leave your room and go downstairs. When you return to your room, a condom will be left on your bed. Take the condom, and you'll meet Shablee on the beach. Problem: I've met Shablee on the beach. What do I do now? Hint: Put your hand on her and talk to her several times. When the moment is right, click the condom on her. When you've returned to your room, go back to the beach and get the champagne. +-----------+ | Charlotte | +-----------+ Problem: What does Charlotte want? Hint: Charlotte wants some batteries. Problem: How do I get batteries? Hint: Go to the Blues Bar and get a match from the bowl at the left end of the bar. Go to the hallway. Talk to Art the Tram Driver to ride the tram east until it stops outside the employee's campground. Give the match to Art so he'll go smoke a cigar. After Art leaves, click your hand on the tram to open the rear hood. Use the wrench on the tram motor to disconnect some cables. After you close the hood, Art returns and will open the hood. Talk to Art to get his flashlight. Before Art asks you to return his flashlight, click your hand on the flashlight to remove the batteries. Problem: Where can I get a wrench? Hint: You can get a wrench from the plumber. Go to your bathroom and run the water in the sink. If you see brown water, call maintenance at extension 76 to report your plumbing problems. If the water is clear, stuff a roll of toilet paper down the toilet. You can get some toilet paper from the front of the maid's cart that appears every now and then outside your room. When the plumber arrives, click the pick-up icon next to the plumber to get the wrench. Use the pick-up icon, not the hand icon. Take his file too, you might need it. Problem: How do I open the Electro-Shock door? Hint: Go to the Make-Up Classroom and take the unused electrical cord on the floor. Go to the Mud Baths. Stand near the Electro-Shock door and click your hand on the electrical cord to strip one end bare. Use the cord on the electrical outlet to plug it in. Use the electrical cord on the electronic lock to open the Electro-Shock door. After Charlotte zaps you, return to the Electro-Shock room and get the pearl earring that someone dropped. +-------------+ | Thunderbird | +-------------+ Problem: Where is Thunderbird? Hint: Thunderbird is working out in the Weight Room. Go to the Mud Baths. Walk one more screen to the right. Problem: What does Thunderbird want? Hint: Thunderbird wants a pair of handcuffs. Problem: Where can I find a pair of handcuffs? Hint: Go to the Front Lobby. Walk one screen south to get an outside view of the Spa. Look at the gatehouse to get a close-up of Darryl the Gate Guard. He has a spare set of handcuffs on his belt. Problem: How can I get the handcuffs? Hint: You need to distract Darryl the Gate Guard. Go to the Mud Baths. Click your hand on the plants below the video camera to move them out of the way. Use a wrench on the video camera to aim it through the vent into the women's shower room. Go back to the gatehouse. Use the pick-up icon to take the handcuffs from Darryl's belt. Give the handcuffs to Thunderbird. Problem: Where can I find a wrench? Hint: You can get a wrench from the plumber. Go to your bathroom and run the water in the sink. If you see brown water, call maintenance at extension 76 to report your plumbing problems. If the water is clear, stuff a roll of toilet paper down the toilet. You can get some toilet paper from the front of the maid's cart that appears every now and then outside your room. When the plumber arrives, click the pick-up icon next to the plumber to get the wrench. Use the pick-up icon, not the hand icon. Take his file too, you might need it. Problem: Which room is Thunderbird's? Hint: Go to the Front Desk and walk three screens to the left. Open the middle door to find Thunderbird's room. Thunderbird will give you a dog collar. Click your hand icon on it to get a diamond. +-----+ | Cav | +-----+ Problem: Where can I find Cav? Hint: Cav is the Aerobics Instructor in the Aerobics Classroom. Go to the Mud Baths. Walk to the right to enter the Weight Room. Open the door on the right to enter the Aerobics Classroom. You can also reach Aerobics Classroom from a door on the right leading from the Pool area. Problem: How can I get a chance to talk to Cav? Hint: Click your hand on the empty step to start dancing and disrupt the class. Cav the Aerobics Instructor will dismiss the class. You can now talk to her. Problem: How can Cav help me? Hint: Talk to her a few times, look at the employee badge on her shirt. Take the badge. The badge will allow you to get into the employee's campground. Problem: I need a date so I can meet Cav in the Sauna. Who do I ask? Hint: Ask Burgundy. Problem: Where can I find a towel for the Sauna? Hint: You can get a towel in two different places. You can take a towel from the maid's cart that appears every now and then outside your room. You can also get one from Gary the Towel Attendant in the Health Spa. To get the towel from Gary, click your hand on the desk to sign in. Problem: How do I put the towel on? Hint: Go to the men's locker room. Open the last locker on the lower right. Click the towel on yourself to wear it. To change back into your leisure suit, open the locker and click the towel on yourself again. +---------+ | Merrily | +---------+ Problem: Where is Merrily? Hint: Merrily is floating next to the floating bar in the pool. You can't talk to her until you get close to her. Problem: What does Merrily want? Hint: Merrily wants unlimited access to the bungee/dive tower. Problem: Where can I find a swimsuit for the pool? Hint: Take some dental floss from the back of the maid's cart that appears every now and then outside your room. Go to the pool and wait for the pool bar to float near the edge of the pool. Look at the floating bar and take the sunglasses' case from the bar. Open the sunglasses' case and remove the sunglasses. Click your hand on it again to get the cloth. Use the dental floss on the cloth to make a swimsuit. Problem: How do I put on my swimsuit? Hint: Go to the pool. Click the swimsuit on yourself to wear it. You can't wear the swimsuit anywhere else. To put your clothes back on, click the swimsuit on yourself again. Problem: Where do I get a flotation device? Hint: The flotation device is on the far side of the pool near the middle of the screen. It as a brown deflated beaver pool float. Problem: How do I inflate my flotation device? Hint: Go to the kitchen. Click the beaver on the road coach's front tire to inflate it. Problem: How do I use the flotation device? Hint: Click your hand on the pool to swim in it. Click the beaver on yourself to ride it. Float over to the bar and talk to Merrily. Problem: How do I order a drink at the pool bar? Hint: Click your hand on the beaver's tail to slap it on the water. This will alert the underwater waitress that you want to order a drink. Problem: Where can I get ID to order a drink? Hint: Show your room key to the waitress. Problem: How can I get Merrily a tower key? Hint: Get some soap from the maid's cart that appears every now and then outside your room. Wear your swimsuit at the pool. Talk to the life guard to get the tower key. Use the tower key to climb the tower. Before you dive, click the tower key on the soap to make an impression. Dive into the pool, get out, put your clothes on and walk to the front desk. Take a room key from the Quicki Checkout bin. Use the file on the new room key to make a copy of the tower key. You can get the file from the plumber if you have bathroom plumbing problems. Give the duplicate tower key to Merrily. Problem: Finally, I'm on tower with Merrily. What do I do? Hint: Click your hand and zipper icon several times on Merrily. Click your hand on yourself to remove your clothes, then click the zipper on her. You'll get Merrily's Words of Wisdom before you fall. +---------+ | Shamara | +---------+ Problem: Where is Shamara? Hint: You can find Shamara in the Penthouse on the balcony. Problem: How can I get to the Penthouse? Hint: Go through the Dining Room to get to the Kitchen. Click your hand on the controls next to the dumbwaiter to open and enter the dumbwaiter. Click your hand on the lower red push-button outside the dumbwaiter to reach the Penthouse. Walk to the balcony and talk to Shamara. Problem: What does Shamara want? Hint: Shamara wants an orchid, a diamond, a pearl, a silver bracelet, a modern sculpture made from your melted gold medallion, some Words of Wisdom, a Burning Lamp of Knowledge, and some chilled champagne. Problem: Where can I find all the stuff Shamara wants? Hint: You can get an orchid from Rose, a diamond from Thunderbird, a pearl from Charlotte, a silver bracelet from Burgundy, Words of Wisdom from Merrily, and some champagne from Shablee. The champagne can be chilled with ice from the ice machine next to your room. The burning Lamp of Knowledge can be found on the beach. To make the burning Lamp of Knowledge, fill it with cellulite after you help Gammie and light it with a match from the bar. Light the match by clicking your zipper on it. The modern sculpture created by your melted gold medallion can be found after your encounter with Charlotte in the Electro-Shock room. YOU DID IT! :) S.Shadow X-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-X Another file downloaded from: The NIRVANAnet(tm) Seven & the Temple of the Screaming Electron Taipan Enigma 510/935-5845 Burn This Flag Zardoz 408/363-9766 realitycheck Poindexter Fortran 510/527-1662 Lies Unlimited Mick Freen 801/278-2699 The New Dork Sublime Biffnix 415/864-DORK The Shrine Rif Raf 206/794-6674 Planet Mirth Simon Jester 510/786-6560 "Raw Data for Raw Nerves" X-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-X

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