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914BBS.TXT 67 7 THIS FILE WAS ORIGINALLY POSTED ON OSUNY (914)428-7216, UNLESS OTHERWISE NOTED. SUFFICIENT CREDIT SHOULD BE GIVEN Exten ACTUNGHU.TXT ACHTUNG! Das machine is nicht fur gerfingerpoken und mittengrabben. Ist easy schnappen der Sprinngwerk, blowenfusen und poppencorken mit spitzensparken. Ist nicht fur gewerken by das D AD.TXT View. RAD AD .-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-. Call The Upside Down BBS at (201) 398-2953 300.1200 Baud 10 megabytes .-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.- ADVENTUR.TXT ADVENTURE Solving it in easy steps ANGELAAR.TXT ANGELA . '.I.II.II.I.I.II.II. APPLEMAF.TXT No such file (.View. THE APPLE MAFIA STORY.F.THE SA APPLES.TXT . 1 INCREMENT TITLES BY. DEFAULT IS 10 )-. 01 PIRATE.TRADING 02 WARES . 03 CALL. 04 ALL THE K00L STUFF 05 AE LINE 06 WHY NOT 07 THE LIST 08 APPLE WARES. 09 P ARTTEXTF.TXT THE ART OF WRITING TEXTFILES WRITTEN BY. THE BRONZE RID B00G!HUM.TXT - Anarchy Inc .presents. - B00G and the art of ZEN Written under strictly controlled conditions April 1986. By those rather daft people at the Darque Side. Call today. I ins BALLS.TXT 1990 July 12 at 11.17 EDT To. David Walker I thought this was pretty funny. This is a true IBM ordering information quote from one of their catalogues. Pass it on. This is an actual alert to IBM F BASICOM4.TXT File. BASIC TELCOM IV Read 66 times BIOC Agent 003's course in BASIC TELECOMMUNCIATIONS BASICOM5.TXT File. BASIC TELCOM V BIOC Agent 003's course in BASIC TELECOMMUNICATIONS BBSDEATH.TXT What ever happened to real bulletin-board systems? First off, I'd like to make it perfectly clear that I cannot be objective in these notes. These are observations, but they are from 1) a Sysop 2) a BC760MOD.TXT Msg#. 1 VHF.UHF RADIO 03-29-88 10.19.30 To. ALL Subj. BC950 CMT Newest from Uniden.Bearcat, the BC950 XLT (also know as the BC780XLT) can be modified for CMT coverage. Cut pin 20 of the main CPU at the BEEFSTAR.TXT Do you, like, ever let people into your meat-locker to, like, uh, you know, fuck around with the meat? I asked. The short-haired Greek man looked at me strangely from behind the counter. Several of the BHBB1HAC.TXT Note to sysops. You are welcome to download this file and use it on your system, providing you DO NOT remove the credits for Mark Tabas or KAOS. In other words, try to act like a human being! The Mark Taba BILLRI~1.TXT Bill of Rights Lite Amendment I Congress shall encourage the practice of Judeo-Christian religion by its own public exercise there of, and shall make no laws abridging the freedom of responsible speech ( BLACKBOX.TXT E How to build a BLACK BOX To all BOFH1.TXT BASTARD OPERATOR FROM HELL #1 It's backup day today so I'm pissed off. Being the BOFH, however, does have it's advantages. I assign the tape device to null - it's so much more economical on my time CAPTAINP.TXT 48 File. AN APPLE FOR THE CAPTAIN Read 22 times - An Apple For The Captain - CAPTMIDN.TXT It started out as just another Saturday. April 26, 1986. John R. MacDougall, 25, spent the day alone at his satellite TV dealership in Ocala, Florida, waiting for customers who never came. It was, CATSTUFF.TXT Uploaded By. RAMPANT CRIMINAL Expanding your Apple Cat . By. ((. The Ware-Wolf .)) (Hi-Res. CDC-0200.TXT No description. CODEGEEK.TXT Date. 11 Aug 93 10.46.30 -0600 Suggestions welcome. Send them to. Robert A. Hayden.hayden@krypton.mankato.msus.edu. GSS d-p(-) c() l u e. m()@ s-. n-(-) h() f g w t r COPYPROT.TXT Author's Note. The following article was written for submission to ComputerFun magazine. Alas, the mag died! Some information, specifically that about pirates and piracy, is somewhat biased, due to t DEC~1WAR.TXT Sender. WMARTIN Subject. DEC WARS I append below the DEC WARS anthology from USENET; I have edited the most recent version of the distributed archives and included any other sections that were not include DISKGONE.TXT To get even with an ex trading friend. Offer to send him the newest ware by mail. But before you do this take the disk out of its jacket and do the following. Take a small dish and pour acetone (nail pol DODONTAE.TXT The Do's and Don'ts of Ascii Express Written by Qu EASYMONY.TXT Filename. Guide to Being a Pimp Your guide to become a Pimp By The Flash 01.04.86 The first thing that you must do is decide th EATING~1.TXT Date. 19 Feb 93 14.04.29 GMT Subject. Re. Eating 'Shrooms itzenhui@cs.uwp.edu (Steve Itzenhuiser) writes. Just wondering. Does putting mushrooms on top of a pizza lessen the . effect at all, or shoul EELBYE.TXT Is It Worth the Trouble? -The Eel's Fairwell Address- As most of you already know, the pirate world has suffered numerous blows from the authority. Started with the major bust of The NotSoHumble Babe o ELITECMD.TXT Elite Commandments. 1 Never admit you have no idea what you're talking about. 2 Never have a good word to say about anyone else but yourself. 3 Join every group that will let you join. After a few weeks ELITES.TXT Now I am so FUCKING tired of the this fucking PRIMITIVE SHIT program AmiExpress or unexperienced SYSOPS! Isn't it so fucking lame that AE can't spare a user define setting for ANSI graphics!?!!! Or can ETHICS.TXT ETHICS FOR BBS USERS The following are a few points of general BBS etiquette. If you wish to maintain your welcome on whatever system you happen to call, it would be to your advantage to observe these f FAMOUSBU.TXT Famous Bugs courtesy of Dave Curry (ecn.davy@purdue). Originally From John Shore (shore@nrl-css) Some time ago, I sent out a request for documented reports on famous bugs, promising to summarize the GEMS.TXT RELEASED ON 02.01.92 Now, after decades of turmoil, hatred, and deceit, it can be told. ######### ########### ### ### ######### ####.####. ###### ###### ####. GROUPASS.TXT Subject. The Lighter Side. An Unusual Story Date. 29 Nov 89 17.32.03 GMT AN UNUSUAL TELEPHONE SERVICE CALL This story was related by Pat Routledge of Winnepeg, ONT about an unusual telephone service call HACK11A.TXT This is a COPYRIGHTED Project Gutnberg Etext, Details Below Please take a look at the important information in this header. We encourage you to keep this file on your own disk, keeping an electronic HACK1HAC.TXT THE BASICS OF HACKING. INTRO THE FIRST OF A SET OF ARTICLES. AN INTRODUCTION TO THE WORLD OF THE HACKER. BASIC HACK7.TXT was writen shortly after my arrest. I am currently groupless, having resigned from the Racketeers, so ignore the signoff. The Conscience of a Hacker. by The Mentor . 1.8.86 Another one got caugh HACKTHS.TXT NORTHERN ILLINOIS UNIVERSITY THE SOCIAL ORGANIZATION OF THE COMPUTER UNDERGROUND A THESIS SUBMITTED TO THE GRADUATE SCHOOL IN PARTIAL FULFILLMENT OF THE REQUIREMENTS FOR THE DEGREE MASTER OF ARTS DEPARTMENT HIGHDOCA.TXT HOW TO GET REALLY SOARING HIGH ON GATORADE - By Max Madd Ok, first run down to the Piggly Wiggly and purchase a big old 4 pint thing full of our most favorite beverage - Gatorade. Then refuse the desir HOWTOBBS.TXT How to Become an Unsuccessful, Burned-Out SysOp It seems as if everyone who gets a modem and calls bulletin boards toys with the idea of running his own BBS at some time. The plain truth is th IAAD.TXT This article is the result of contributions by people from every facet of the Atari community. Many thanks to all the users, developers, sysops, and others who provided the investigators with informa ICEGUNAN.TXT A Step by Step Guide to Making a Dry Ice Gun By. The Voice Over INFOBUGS.TXT INFOCOM Bugs! Zork I There is an obscure container bug that is probably in every single version of the game. A while back, we were wondering what would happen if you have two la INTOHELL.TXT The Lords of Twilight present. Hacking Into Hell The True Story of INTROHUM.TXT PANSY'S HOMEMADE MAINFRAME.(C) 1978 IN ASSOCIATION WITH BIGGLES WALLER BORGSTIEN JR. HIT C.R TYPE '.H' FOR HELP .S H LIST OF CMDS.H,.U,.T,.O,.P,.I,.A, PLEASE LOGIN.H151SX LOOK, DORK, IT'S REAL EASY, TYPE 'L JIHADNFO.TXT No description K-K00LDH.TXT The History of Real K-K00L DOODS Written & Complied By. The Edg KILLSANT.TXT . How to Kill Santa Claus Dead! . by The .Outland. A Neon Knights.Metal Communications Release KILLSHCO.TXT The following section is reprinted from the 'SchoolStoppers Textbook' -a small section of the 'How to Revolt Handbook' -the fourth book of. 'The Blacklisted News' -available for 13 bucks from the Yo KRCKWCZT.TXT KRAKOWICZ'S KRACKING KORNER THE BASICS OF KRACKING I. ROMS AND PROMS AND F8'S LAY-GIRL.TXT The Complete Guide of. Laying a girl V 1.1 Table of contents. A. Purpose of the guide B. The first meets C. Phase I. - I like you D. Phase II. - The body language E. Phase III. - Actually doing it A. Pur LEECHES!.TXT - The Society of Leeches in the Telecommunications World - Scribed by. Mister I.O - LOZERSHU.TXT OFFICIAL 1984 LOZERLIST by The Atom THE BIGGEST WELL KNOWN LOZERS - 3.3.85 Preface. - This file is divided into 2 sections, one being for loser pirate's, the second being for loser phreak's. To be LUDEINFO.TXT # # # Basics of Luding # # # # By Sinbad Sailor # # M C M L X X X V! 0 D # # # Luding is a sport in which one or more person(s) takes h MATHIMP.TXT Impure Mathematics - To prove once and for all that math can be fun, we present. Wherein it is related how that paragon of womanly virtue, young Polly Nomial (our heroine) is accosted by MIAMIHUM.TXT 8-25-86 Go Bare Light streaks through the blinds. Shadows are seen dancing on the far walls of his room. Images flicker as the breeze gently moves the Levelors about, the window ajar. With a crackly and a MODEMLIF.TXT The Modem Life. Is it Really Worth it? Written by The Nomad, for all BBS's that wish it. Note.Warning. The author of this file will go detailed into his life. He enought to handle what the author is goi NIGHHACK.TXT NIGHT OF THE HACKERS By. Richard Sandza NOISEANA.TXT - Variable-pitched frequency generator - or - How to annoy your techers! - PAGINGG.TXT Date. 17 March 1981 13.59 est Subject. The Paging Game To. sipb at MIT-MC, info-cobol at MIT-AI The following appeared in a recent issue of Multing, an on-line magazine distributed on one of Honeywel PEATHUM.TXT When we tried to drag her out of the peat, her husband came out of the house. He had obviously been drinking, and his left hand held a meat cleaver. You, he said, are Martian Spies. Why heavens no, PEZRAMBL.TXT No description PHRACK~1.TXT .etal.hop . (314)432-0756 24 Hours A Day, 300.1200 Baud Presents. Phrack Inc. Volume One, Issue One, Phile 1 of 8 Introduction. Welc PHRACK~2.TXT Phrack Inc. Volume Three, Issue 29, File #1 of 12 Phrack Inc. Newsletter Issue XXIX Index ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ November 17, 1989 Greetings and welcome to Issue 29 of Phrack Inc. For POKELIST.TXT !VER.2.1 ()- PEEKS, POKES & CALLS -() (c) May. 1984! PURITY.TXT THE UNISEX, OMNISEXUAL P U R I T Y T E S T Version 4.0 (500) Final Release 23-Apr-1988 REALPEZO.TXT . EPHISTO . ADWARE . - and - . REALPIRA.TXT . THE REAL PIRATE'S GUIDE . COMPILED BY RABID RASTA . REAL~1PG.TXT Real Programmers. p. 1 Real Programmers Don't Use PASCAL Back in the good old days the Golden Era of computers, it was easy to separate the men from the boys (sometimes called Real Me REVHACKO.TXT REVENGE OF THE HACKERS By. Richard Sandza REVOLTDJ.TXT L.U.C.I.P.H.E.R. presents. D I C K A N D J A N E I N S T I G A T E A P O P U L A R R E V O L U T I O N By. The Deth Vegetable and Iskra See Dick. Dick is a peasant farmer! See Jane. Jane is a peas SAFEINFO.TXT () ) Safehouse Blueprints ( () -. 24 Hours -. 300.1200 baud -. 16 Megabytes Online -. Two seperate phone lines The Safehouse is run off of two seperate Apple . SEXSATAN.TXT SEX WITH SATAN S e x W i t h S a t a n by. Psycoe call The Heavy Metal AE Line. (316) 684-0190 p.wmaiden 300.1200 baud First of all, this file is dedicated to my late dog, Cindy, who without her in SPOCKART.TXT .-.?OS@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@#$O.-;'-;;;;;;;-;. ;-;;-;-;-;;;-;--??O8@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@8I-;.;'.'''''';-.?.- '''''''''''''''.;-.O@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ STUPIDKI.TXT DURING THE PAST EIGHT YEARS, I HAVE BEEN HEAVILY INVOLVED WITH BULLETIN BOARD SYSTEMS RUNNING ON MICROS AND MAINFRAMES. I'D LIKE TO GIVE A FEW EXAMPLES OF THE DESTRUCTIVENESS OF MANY OF THESE KIDS. M TAOPRO~1.TXT T h e T a o O f P r o g r a m m i n g T r a n s l a t e d B y G e o f f r e y J a m e s - 1 - T a b l e o f C o n t e n t s Book 1 The Silent Void Book 2 The Ancient Masters Boo TAPINGHU.TXT The TAPING I by. UNDERWAREZ. A phone conversation between a cool pirate, and this 15 year old Spermin' Bermin'.Jeff Spicolli wanna be.AE. Number? DUMP-STER AE. Dialing. D.U.M.P.S.T.E.R AE. TENCOMSP.TXT RBBS-PC Rules. 1. Thou shalt not overstay thy welcome. The connect time limit is 72 minutes total per day. 2. Thou shalt not use offensive language. 3. Thou shalt not use this BBS system to TOP10NWS.TXT THE TOP TEN MEDIA ERRORS ABOUT THE SJ GAMES RAID updated 2-12-92 As this story has developed, occasional errors creep into news stories and many of them have taken on a life of their own. Some re TR823.TXT The Internet Worm Program. An Analysis Purdue Technical Report CSD-TR-823 Eugene H. Spafford Department of Computer Sciences Purdue University West Lafayette, IN 47907-2004 spaf@cs.purdue.edu ABSTRACT UPC.TXT )- P TO PAUSE S TO STOP -( Cracking the Universal Product Code by Count Nibble Everyone encounters the UPC nowadays. You know, it's that set of black bars you see on virtually every product when URINEBOX.TXT . Urine Box Plans . new and improved! . 3.2.86 Now at last, UndergroundElite brings you UTOPIAHU.TXT COME TO MCDONALDS, MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER, PLEASE? -.YES ANYTHING TO DRINK WITH THAT? OK, THAT'LL BE $7.20, PLEASE PULL UP. )()(.IT HAS BEEN A LONG, ROUGH DAY AND YOU APPROACHING THE LAIR OF THE INFAMOUS B VAXENJOK.TXT Article 88 of rec.humor.funny. Subject. VAXen, my children, just don't belong some places Keywords. long, funny Date. 1 Mar 89 11.30.05 GMT Sender. funny@looking.UUCP Approved. funny@looking.UUCP Reply-Path VIOLENCE.TXT .- . Fun! with Random Senseless . Vandalism . by .oo. Count Nibble .oo. WARBITCH.TXT . the glue ball bbs312-465-hack . barney badass's b-files .b-file #1. the code of the verb WARNINGH.TXT WW W WW AA RRRRRR NN WARNINGS.TXT THE FOLLOWING ARE COMMON SENSE WARNINGS WHEN DEALING WITH A UFO 1. Do not touch or attempt to touch a UFO that has landed. Passing through the Earth's atmosphere the skin of the craft will be hot. There WATCHEMP.TXT Watching the Watcher Watching You Uploaded to OSUNY BBS by Sir Knight (c) 1984-85 NPI.Appa Teleworks I LESSON 1 THE TRAP - LOOKING FOR A FEDERAL AGENT IS BIG NEWS. OBVIOUSLY, THESE PEOPLE ARE SL WHYTEXTO.TXT . Why I prefer Textfiles 2.27.87 - Jason Scott - Written during an illness. Being the owner of one of the largest Textfile Clearinghouses in t YIPLPHK.TXT File. YIPL (TAP) ISSUE #1 Read 31 times YIPL (TAP) Issue # 1 June 1971

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