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--==>> THE COMPLETE GUIDE TO COWS <<==-- as you've NEVER seen them before! - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - (__) (__) (__) (__) (oo) (oo) (oo) (oo) /-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/ / | || / | || / | || / | || * ||----|| * ||W---|| * ||w---|| * ||V---|| ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ Cow Cow laden Same cow Nancy Reagan-type with milk after milking cow with milk (___) (___) * (___) (___) (o o) (o o) \ (o o) (o o) /-------\ / /-------\ / \-------\ / /-------\ / / | ||O / | ||O | ||O / | ~#>-+|O * * ||@\--|| ||,---|| * ||,----| ||,---|| ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^ Bull Same bull after Rotc bull after Red-blooded American Bull seeing above cow seeing other bull shooting the Rotc (__) (__) (__) (__) (oo) (oo) (oo) (oo) /-------\/-* /-------\/ /-------\/ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ / | || \ )*)(\/* / * / | || * ||----|| * \ |||/)|/()( ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ \/|(/)(/\/(,,/ \)|(/\/|)(/\ Cow munching Grass munching Cow in water Cow in trouble on grass on cow (__) (__) * (__) * (__) (oo) (oo) \ (oo) | (oo) /--------\/ /-oooooo-\/ \-------\/ \-------\/ * o| || * ooooooooo o o| || / || ||----|| ooooooooooooo ||----||>==/-----|| ooo^^ ^^ ooooooooooooooooo ^^ ^^ ^^ Cow taking Cow in deep Cow getting the shit a shit shit kicked out of her (__) (oo) U /-------\/ /---V / | || * |--| . * ||----|| ^^ ^^ Cow at 1 meter. Cow at 100 meters. Cow at 10,000 meters. (__) )__( vv vv (oo) (oo) ||----|| * /-------\/ *-------\/ || | / / | || / | || /\-------/ * ||----|| / ||----|| (oo) ^^ ^^ vv vv (~~) American Cow Polish Cow Australian Cow (__) (__) (__) (oo) ____ (oo) _---_(oo) /-------\/ /- --\/ /- -\/ / | || / | || /| || * ||----|| * ||___-|| * ||___-|| ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ Freshman Cow at Freshman Cow Freshman Cow start of school After the "Freshman 15" After the "Freshman 20" (__) (__) (__) (OO) (@@) (xx) /-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/ / | || / | || / | || * ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----|| ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ Cow who drank Jolt Cow who ate Cow who used Jolt to wash psychadelic mushrooms down psychadelic mushrooms /\ __ / \ || (__) (__) \ / (_||_) SooS (oo) \/ (oo) /------S\/S /-------\/ /S /-------\/ / | || / | || / S / | || * ||----|| * ||----||___/ S * ||----|| ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ This cow belonged Ben Franklin owned Abe Lincoln's to George Washington this cow cow (__) * (__) (oo) \ (oo) /------\/ \-------\/ /| |/ | | ==$ || / | [) || ||----|| * ||----|| ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ Old "One Arm" belonged This cow was given to to Ceasar's Palace Hugh Hefner for his Birthday (___) (__) (__) ( O ) (oo) (oo) /-------\ / \/--------\/ / | ||V | | * ||----|| ||------|| ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ The cyclops that Jason and This cow lived with cow had four legs or e O__O \_|_/ (oo) (oo) /-------\/ /-------\/ / | || / | || * ||----|| * ||----|| ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ Cow at Disneyland Cow visiting the Statue of Liberty (__) (__) ^^ (oo) (--) ^^^^ /-------\/ /-\/-\ ^^^^^ / | || /| |\ ^^^^^ * ||----|| ^ | | ^ ^^^^^^^^ ====^^====^^==== | | ^^^^^^^^^^^^^/ /----\ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ / \ \ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ^ * ^ Cow Hanging Ten at Malibu Cow sunning at Fort Lauderdale (What a bod, huh guys?) )\ (__) / \ (oo) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Cow swimming at Amityville (Where Jaws was filmed, for those less educated) * (__) \ (DD) \ /-------\/ |\ / | ||_\_/ \ | \ (__) * ||----| \\|| \(oo) ^^ ^ \||\ \\/ Cow chugging brews and staring at ^^ \|| sunbathers at Fort Lauderdale \\ || \\|| \|| ^^ / / / / / / / / / / / \\_ / / / / / / / / / / / / \_ / / / / / _______ / / Cow skiing a Black Diamond at Aspen / / / / | \ / / / / / (__)| / / / / / (oo)| / / ( @@@ ) /-------\/ | ( @@ ) (------------) / | ||^_| @@ (__) ( *>COUGH<* ) * ||----| @@ (oo) . . . ( *>COUGH<* ) ^^ ^ /--UU--\/ (____________) / | || Cow sheltering from English Weather * ||---|| (New) Jersey Cow O O O O \ \ / / \ \ (__) / (__) \ \ (xx)/ (DD) \ +--------+\// /-------\/ \| | / / | || +--------+ * ||----|| ^^ ^^ Cow fantasizing about "Riding the Mechanical Bull" at Gillies in Texas o o |__| (__) (__) (oo) (oo) =(oo)= oo /-------\/ /-------vv /-------\/ / | || / | || / | || * ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----|| ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ bill bixby bela lugosi boris karloff claude rains male relative cow cow cow cow x xxxx|xxxx xxxxxxx|xxxxxxx | // (__) // (__) (__) (oo)// (oo)===(oo) /-------\// /-------\/ \/-------\ / | |// / | || || | \ * ||----| * ||----|| ||----|| * ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ Julie Andrews Cow Siamese cows o o (__) ^ \ / (oo) / \ / _____\/___/ (__) \__/ / /\ / / (oo) _______(oo) ^ / * / /---------\/ /| ___ \/ / ___/ / | x=a(b)|| / | { }|| *----/\ * ||------|| * ||{___}|| / \ ^^ ^^ ||-----|| / / ^^ ^^ ^ ^ Mathematical Television This cow does Disco Cow Cow (That's what comes of (developer of (Cow-thode snorting cow-caine) cow-culus) Ray Tube) o | [---] | | | | |------========| /----|---|\ | **** |=======| /___/___\___\ o | **** |=======| | | ___| |==============| | | ___ {(__)} |==============| \-----------/ []( )={(oo)} |==============| \ \ / / /---===--{ \/ } | ----------------- / | NASA |==== | | | * ||------||-----^ ----------------- || | | / / \ \ ^^ ^ | / ---- \ ^^ ^^ This cow jumped over the Moon (__) ([][]) "I have this recurring dream __\/_--U about golden arches.".. (__) /\ \__ ^ :..("") /\\\ / / //\ ____\_____\/ // /----^/__/\ /\ // \\/ \___ / // \\\____/--\-- // /-/__________/ // | | | H H || |_____________|_____________| H H || ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ^^^^^^^ Some cows get in trouble... Cattle Guard ( ( ) ( ( ) ) ( ( ) ( / ) ( ( \\ ) ( | // ) | | (__) | | (oo) (__) | | ----\/ ______(oo)_____ | | || ( _)_______(__) ) **| | ---|| \ __________/ ``'---------^^ Cow Hide Cow Pie \ | / ___________ ____________ \ \_# / | ___ | _________ | | \ #/ | | | | | = = = = | | | | | | \\# | |`v'| | | | | | \# // | --- ___ | | | || | | | | | | | #_// | | | | | | | | \\ #_/_______ | | | | | | || | | | | | | | \\# /_____/ \ | --- | | | | | \# |+ ++| | | |^^^^^^| | | | || | | | | \# |+ ++| | | |^^^^^^| | | | || | | ^^^| (^^^^^) |^^^^^#^| H |_ |^| | |||| | |^^^^^^| | | ( ||| ) | # ^^^^^^ | | |||| | | | ||||||| | ^^^^^^^^^^^^^________/ /_____ | | |||| | | | ||||||| | `v'- ^^^^^^^^^^^^^ | ||||||| | || |`. (__) (__) ( ) (oo) (oo) /---V /-------\/ \/ --------\ * | | / | || ||_______| \ * ||W---|| || || * ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ "Cow Town" \ (__) (__) \\(oo) (\/) /-----\\\/ /-------\/ / | (##) / | || * ||----||" * ||----|| ^^ ^^ ~~ ~~ This cow plays bagpipes. Cow from Beijing (__) (__) (__) (\/) ($$) (**) /-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/ / | 666 || / |=====|| / | || * ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----|| ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ Satanic cow This cow is a Yuppie Cow in love (__) (__) (oo) (oo) /-'''''-\/ /-------------------\/ / |'''''|| / | || * ||''''|| * ||----------------|| ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ Cow in Argyle Stretch Cow * ** ** * ** * * * ** * / / \ * * \ \ / \ / / (__) * / / \ \ (__) \ \ /--------(00) / (00) / / / | |( ) \ /-------\/ \ \ * ||---- ||() / / | || / / || || \ \ * ||----|| \ \ ^^ ^^ / / ^^ ^^ / / Cow Chewing Marbles Cow in Heat (___) (o o) /------\ / (__) (__) / ____O (oo) (oo) | / /----\----\/ /-------\/ /\oo===| / || / | || | || *||^-----|| * OO----OO * ^^ ^^ ^^ Cowt in the Act low rider cow (__) \__\ (__) (oo) o (oo) (oo) /-------\/ ____\___\/ *+-------\/ / | || / | || ||______|| * ||----|| * ||----|| ||----|| OO OO OO OO OO OO Detroit cow Mustang cow pickup cow (__) (__) \_||_~ (oo) (oo) (*||*) /---------------\/ /----\/ /-------\||/ / | || / || / | || * ||------------|| *-||----|| * ||----|| OO OO OO OO OO }{ li-moo-cow fastback cow teenager's cow ____ (____) .xxxx. (__) '(oo)` (oo) /-----'-\/ ` /-------\/ / | |============> / | || * ||----| (~) * ||----|| ~~ ~ ~~ ~~ Moo-ammar Cowdafi holy cow armed and dangerous (___) (___) (o o) (o o) /-------\ / /-------\ / / | ||O / | O~ ||O * ||,---|| * ||,---|| ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ A Bull A-bomb-in-a-bull No-bull (---) ( ) /-----\ (___) | | (o o) | | | (-----) \ / | | | / / \ O | * | * | O | ^^ ^^ ----- Coward Phone Bull |______| ^^ |______| . : \ (oo) . (__||__) . . : \-------\/ . /_\ /_\ . . . : 8-| || !!! !!! : ||----|| : ^^ ^^ The cow that jumped over the moon. : Flying Cow ...---... ../ / | \ \.. ./ / / | \ \ \. / / / | \ \ \ / / / | \ \ \ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ \ | / \ | / \ | / \ | / \ | / \ | / \ | / \ | / \ | / \ | /(__) \|/ (oo) /---++--\/ / | || || * ||-++-|| ^^ ^^ Cow surviving attack by Red Baron ..---.. (__) / \ (oo) | RIP | /-------\/ | | / | || | | * ||----|| | | ^^ ^^ | | \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\///////////////// Elvis's Cow.....Or is it alive and living in tax exile??? (__) (oo) /---+ +--\/ / | | | || * ||-+ +-|| ^^ ^^ * David Copperfield's Cow David Copperfield's other Cow (__) (oo) /-------\/ / | || * ||----|| ^^ ^^ (__) (__) (oo) (oo) /-------\/ \/-------\ / | || -^^- || | \ * ||---- -^^- || * ^^ ^^ (__) (__) (oo) (oo) /-------\/ \/-------\ / | || || | \ * ||----|| ||----|| * ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ Barnum's Troupe of performing cows (__) _--------_ (oo) |__________| BIG /-------\/ XXXXXXXXXX MAC / | 007 || __________ * ||----|| |_ _| ^^ ^^ -------- Cow licenced to kill Enemy Cow after having met previous cow (__) (oo) /'^^^-m (__) / '' ` ) (oo) o /| /|/|_ | /| / \/ / / _ / | | | | / _\===^ ___\_____/___ |_____|_| ___|__/ |/\ (___________(_) //|| || * ^ ^ * ww ww Mrs. O'Leary's Cow Cow'nt Dracula _(__)_ \ ---------------------------------- o ( oo /_______________________| (oo) \ | __ | _/\_| | M O O - B U S T E R S|__\/\ /| | /oo| - Bleaurgh! |-| \\____ ------ )_ /| /\ -|_ \_|-_|^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ 0 _| * \/ * \ | __________________________________/ | W| \ \_/ /----------------- \ \_/ / / /\ \ \___/ \___/ / / \ \ ^^^ ^^^ Who you gonna call...? (__) (__) (__) (----------) (00) (-o) (--) . . . ( *>YAWN<* ) /------\/ /------\/ /------\/ (----------) /| || /| || /| || * ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----|| Cow w/ Glasses Flirtatious cow (winking) Cow after pulling an all nighter * (__) (__) (__) (__) \ (oo) (oo) (oo) (oo) \-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/ /| |\ / / \ / \ / / \ \ //||----||\\ * //------\\ * \\--// * \\----\\ ^ ^^ ^^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ Cow walking Cow jogging Same cow Cow breaking (__) (oo) (__) o * (__) \/ (oo)/ " | (oo) ____| \____ /-------\/(__ o=o=o=|------\/ ---/ --** / | / | | *____/ |___// * ||----|| ||----|| //--------/ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ | | | |(push) | (__) |=====| (==) \ /-\/-\ \ /| |\ \ ^ | | ^====~~~~==== \ | | \ /----\ \ / \ \ O O O O ^ * ^ === / / \ \ (__) / Cow-abunga Dudes \ \ (xx)/ \ +--------+\// \| | / +--------+ Cow-a-bungee ______________ | D.A.B.'S | (__) (__) (__) (__) | USED | (uu) (uu) (uu) (uu) | COWS | /-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/ |____________| / | || / | || / | || / | || || * ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----|| || ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ______||_______ | EASY CREDIT | (__) (__) (__) (__) |_____________| (uu) (uu) (uu) (uu) || /-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/ || / | || / | || / | || / | || || * ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----|| || ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ (__) (__) (__) (__) (oo) (oo) (oo) (oo) /-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/ / | || / | || / | || / | || * ||----|| * ||W---|| * ||w---|| * ||V---|| ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ Cow Cow laden Same cow Nancy Reagan-type with milk after milking cow with milk (___) (___) * (___) (___) (o o) (o o) \ (o o) (o o) /-------\ / /-------\ / \-------\ / /-------\ / / | ||O / | ||O | ||O / | ~#>-+|O * ||,---|| * ||@\--|| ||,---|| * ||,----| ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^ Bull Same bull after Rotc bull after Red-blooded American Bull seeing above cow seeing other bull shooting the Rotc bull (__) (__) (__) (__) (oo) (oo) (oo) (oo) /-------\/-* /-------\/ /-------\/ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ / | || \ )*)(\/* / * / | || * ||----|| * \ |||/)|/()( ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ \/|(/)(/\/(,,/ \)|(/\/|)(/\ Cow munching Grass munching Cow in water Cow in trouble on grass on cow (__) (__) * (__) * (__) (oo) (oo) \ (oo) | (oo) /--------\/ /-oooooo-\/ \-------\/ \-------\/ * o| || * ooooooooo o o| || / || ||----|| ooooooooooooo ||----||>==/-----|| ooo^^ ^^ ooooooooooooooooo ^^ ^^ ^^ Cow taking Cow in deep Cow getting the shit a shit shit kicked out of her (__) (oo) U /-------\/ /---V / | || * |--| . * ||----|| ^^ ^^ Cow at 1 meter. Cow at 100 meters. Cow at 10,000 meters. (__) )__( vv vv (oo) (oo) ||----|| * /-------\/ *-------\/ || | / / | || / | || /\-------/ * ||----|| / ||----|| (oo) ^^ ^^ vv vv (~~) American Cow Polish Cow Australian Cow (__) (__) (__) (oo) ____ (oo) _---_(oo) /-------\/ /- --\/ /- -\/ / | || / | || /| || * ||----|| * ||___-|| * ||___-|| ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ Freshman Cow at Freshman Cow Freshman Cow start of school After the "Freshman 15" After the "Freshman 20" (__) (__) (__) (OO) (@@) (xx) /-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/ / | || / | || / | || * ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----|| ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ Cow who drank Jolt Cow who ate Cow who used Jolt to wash psychadelic mushrooms down psychadelic mushrooms /\ __ / \ || (__) (__) \ / (_||_) SooS (oo) \/ (oo) /------S\/S /-------\/ /S /-------\/ / | || / | || / S / | || * ||----|| * ||----||___/ S * ||----|| ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ This cow belonged Ben Franklin owned Abe Lincoln's to George Washington this cow cow (__) * (__) (oo) \ (oo) /------\/ \-------\/ /| |/ | | ==$ || / | [) || ||----|| * ||----|| ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ Old "One Arm" belonged This cow is obviously to Ceasar's Palace Hugh Hefner's Heifer (___) (__) (__) ( O ) (oo) (oo) /-------\ / \/--------\/ / | ||V | | * ||----|| ||------|| ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ The cyclops that Jason and This cow lived with the Argonauts met had this cow Dr. Doolittle (__) (__) [##] (@o) /-------\/ /-------\/ /------- (__) / | || / | || / | || (oo) * ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----|---\/ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^ This cow belonged This cow lived with This cow belonged to to Flash Gordon the Little Rascals the Headless Horseman (____) (____) (____) (oo ) (o o) ( O O) /-----------\ / /-----\ /---- /-----------\ / / || | \/ / | | \/ | / || | \/ / || |||| \ | | | | | / || |||| * ||||-----|||| *| | |-----| | | * ||||-----|||| /\/\ /\/\ /\ /\ /\ /\ ^^^^ ^^^^ This cow belonged This was Salvatore No one was sure whether to Pablo Picasso Dali's favorite cow M.C. Escher's cow had four legs or eight (__) (__) (oo) (__) (oo) /\/ (oo) /-------\/ /--/-- \/----- / | || / | `-. / | `-. * ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----|| OO OO OO OO OO OO Cow-vertible . . . (__) *_ *_ ( oo *_ \ (__) \ /\/ \ (__) \.----( oo____ \.-/----._____ \.( oo___\____ ||____\/____ \ ||__________ \ |_\/________ \ OO `OO OO `OO OO `OO Cow-vette Cow-vertible (of cowrse) * (___) * (___) (__) \ (o o) \ (o o) (oo) \-------\ / \-------\ / /-------\/ ________ | ||O | ||O / | ||_|/ O _______ ||,---|| ||,---|| * ||----| -- ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^ Twins Cow Catcher (__) (__) [@@] ? (__) ? (__) (oo) <=|^^|=> ? (oo) ? |\/|(oo) /-------VV /--------- \/ /-------\/ /--| \--\/ / | || / | || / | || / | || * ||----|| / | || * ||----|| * ||----|| ^^ ^^ * ||------|| ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ Cownt Dracula Francownstein Where Cow Cow bird Cow Cow (^^) ( (oo) (__) (oo) ) (OO) (oo) /-------==--- /------\--/ /------|||||| / | || / | || / | UX` \||/ * ||----|| * ||----|\O---< HONK! * ||----|| ^^ ^^ ^^ ^ ^^ ^^ Groucho's Harpo's Karl's cow cow cow (yes, that's the Russian symbol. Use your imagination.) O__O \_|_/ (oo) (oo) /-------\/ /-------\/ / | || / | || * ||----|| * ||----|| ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ Cow at Disneyland Cow visiting the Statue of Liberty (__) (__) ^^ (oo) (--) ^^^^ /-------\/ /-\/-\ ^^^^^ / | || /| |\ ^^^^^ * ||----|| ^ | | ^ ^^^^^^^^ ====^^====^^==== | | ^^^^^^^^^^^^^/ /----\ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ / \ \ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ^ * ^ Cow Hanging Ten at Malibu Cow sunning at Fort Lauderdale (What a bod, huh guys?) )\ (__) / \ (oo) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Cow trying out for a part in the new JAWS movie * (__) \ (DD) \ /-------\/ |\ / | ||_\_/ \ | \ (__) * ||----| \\|| \(oo) ^^ ^ \||\ \\/ Cow chugging brews and staring at ^^ \|| sunbathers at Fort Lauderdale \\ || \\|| \|| ^^ / / / / / / / / / / / \\_ / / / / / / / / / / / / \_ / / / / / _______ / / Cow skiing a Black Diamond at Aspen / / / / | \ / / / / / (__)| / / / / / (oo)| / / ( @@@ ) /-------\/ | ( @@ ) (------------) / | ||^_| @@ (__) ( *>COUGH<* ) * ||----| @@ (oo) . . . ( *>COUGH<* ) ^^ ^ /--UU--\/ (____________) / | || Cow sheltering from English Weather * ||---|| (New) Jersey Cow O O O O \ \ / / \ \ (__) / (__) \ \ (xx)/ (DD) \ +--------+\// /-------\/ \| | / / | || +--------+ * ||----|| ^^ ^^ Cow fantasizing about "Riding the Mechanical Bull" o==+-- | |\ \ | | \ \ ____________________ | \ \ \ | | | \ \ \ | +------------+ | | \ \ \ | | (__) | | | \ \ \| | (oo) | | | \ \ | | o\ .\/. | | | \ \| | | \/ \ | | /---\ \ | +------------+ | / \ \| | | | | | \ / | | \---/ | | | | -------------------------- ( ) -------------------------- Cow-struction worker. | /---\ : = : : : :,','. '. : :---\ ..,,,',.',',;,'.';'.'.'.,.'.'..:. : : Cow town after a visit by the cow-struction worker. o o |__| (__) (__) (oo) (oo) =(oo)= oo /-------\/ /-------vv /-------\/ / | || / | || / | || * ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----|| ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ bill bixby bela lugosi boris karloff claude rains male relative cow cow cow cow x xxxx|xxxx xxxxxxx|xxxxxxx | // (__) // (__) (__) (oo)// (oo)===(oo) /-------\// /-------\/ \/-------\ / | |// / | || || | \ * ||----| * ||----|| ||----|| * ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ Julie Andrews Cow Siamese cows o o (__) ^ \ / (oo) / \ / _____\/___/ (__) \__/ / /\ / / (oo) _______(oo) ^ / * / /---------\/ /| ___ \/ / ___/ / | x=a(b)|| / | { }|| *----/\ * ||------|| * ||{___}|| / \ ^^ ^^ ||-----|| / / ^^ ^^ ^ ^ Mathematical Television This cow does Disco Cow Cow (That's what comes of (developer of (Cow-thode snorting cow-caine) cow-culus) Ray Tube) o | [---] | | | | |------========| /----|---|\ | **** |=======| /___/___\___\ o | **** |=======| | | ___| |==============| | | ___ {(__)} |==============| \-----------/ []( )={(oo)} |==============| \ \ / / /---===--{ \/ } | ----------------- / | NASA |==== | | | * ||------||-----^ ----------------- || | | / / \ \ ^^ ^ | / ---- \ ^^ ^^ This cow jumped over the Moon (__) ([][]) "I have this recurring dream __\/_--U about golden arches.".. (__) /\ \__ ^ :..("") /\\\ / / //\ ____\_____\/ // /----^/__/\ /\ // \\/ \___ / // \\\____/--\-- // /-/__________/ // /====== \/ =======/==============// *_/ / \ /^ // / \\ / \ ^ // \\ Psycowlogist and patient (___) \^^^^^^^^\ (__) (o o) \^^^^^^^^\\ (oo) \ / *-----\_______\/\/ \--O--/ ^_______/ --- \______^ // -----\ ^--------\ \S/ /\_____^ \\/_^{} /==V===[] \______/ \_____\\// \__/ It's a bird... //\\ The Boss It's a plane... // \\ (Bruce Holstien) // // ^^ ^^ ================== _____________________________ H H | |-------------| H (__) H | | ________ | H (oo) H __ | COWNTY | | (|__|) | | H / \/ \ H / \ | JAIL | | |oo| | | H | | | | H | STOP | | | |__|\/|__| | H D===b=----- H \ __ / | | o | H^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^H || | | ^ | H H || | | ] | H H || | | | H H || |_____________|_____________| H H || ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ^^^^^^^ Some cows get in trouble... Cattle Guard ( ( ) ( ( ) ) ( ( ) ( / ) ( ( \\ ) ( | // ) | | (__) | | (oo) (__) | | ----\/ ______(oo)_____ | | || ( _)_______(__) ) **| | ---|| \ __________/ ``'---------^^ Cow Hide Cow Pie \ | / ___________ ____________ \ \_# / | ___ | _________ | | \ #/ | | | | | = = = = | | | | | | \\# | |`v'| | | | | | \# // | --- ___ | | | || | | | | | | | #_// | | | | | | | | \\ #_/_______ | | | | | | || | | | | | | | \\# /_____/ \ | --- | | | | | \# |+ ++| | | |^^^^^^| | | | || | | | | \# |+ ++| | | |^^^^^^| | | | || | | ^^^| (^^^^^) |^^^^^#^| H |_ |^| | |||| | |^^^^^^| | | ( ||| ) | # ^^^^^^ | | |||| | | | ||||||| | ^^^^^^^^^^^^^________/ /_____ | | |||| | | | ||||||| | `v'- ^^^^^^^^^^^^^ | ||||||| | || |`. (__) (__) ( ) (oo) (oo) /---V /-------\/ \/ --------\ * | | / | || ||_______| \ * ||W---|| || || * ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ "Cow Town" \ (__) (__) \\(oo) (\/) /-----\\\/ /-------\/ / | (##) / | || * ||----||" * ||----|| ^^ ^^ ~~ ~~ This cow plays bagpipes. Cow from Beijing (__) (__) (__) (\/) ($$) (**) /-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/ / | 666 || / |=====|| / | || * ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----|| ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ Satanic cow This cow is a Yuppie Cow in love (__) (__) (oo) (oo) /-'''''-\/ /-------------------\/ / |'''''|| / | || * ||''''|| * ||----------------|| ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ Cow in Argyle Stretch Cow * ** ** * ** * * * ** * / / \ * * \ \ / \ / / (__) * / / \ \ (__) \ \ /--------(00) / (00) / / / | |( ) \ /-------\/ \ \ * ||---- ||() / / | || / / || || \ \ * ||----|| \ \ ^^ ^^ / / ^^ ^^ / / Cow Chewing Marbles Cow in Heat (___) (o o) /------\ / (__) (__) / ____O (oo) (oo) | / /----\----\/ /-------\/ /\oo===| / || / | || | || *||^-----|| * OO----OO * ^^ ^^ ^^ Cowt in the Act low rider cow (__) \__\ (__) (oo) o (oo) (oo) /-------\/ ____\___\/ *+-------\/ / | || / | || ||______|| * ||----|| * ||----|| ||----|| OO OO OO OO OO OO Detroit cow Mustang cow pickup cow (__) (__) \_||_~ (oo) (oo) (*||*) /---------------\/ /----\/ /-------\||/ / | || / || / | || * ||------------|| *-||----|| * ||----|| OO OO OO OO OO }{ li-moo-cow fastback cow teenager's cow ____ (____) .xxxx. (__) '(oo)` (oo) /-----'-\/ ` /-------\/ / | |============> / | || * ||----| (~) * ||----|| ~~ ~ ~~ ~~ Moo-ammar Cowdafi holy cow armed and dangerous (___) (___) (o o) (o o) /-------\ / /-------\ / / | ||O / | O~ ||O * ||,---|| * ||,---|| ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ A Bull A-bomb-in-a-bull No-bull (---) ( ) /-----\ (___) | | (o o) | | | (-----) \ / | | | / / \ O | * | * | O | ^^ ^^ ----- Coward Phone Bull | | | | * | | (__) | | \ (__) | | (oo) | | \ (oo) | | /-------\/ | | -----------\/-- | | / | || | | ----| |--- | | * ||----|| | | -------- | \______^^____^^___ | \_________________ | _________________ | _________________ | / | / | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | / \ / \ Cow perched on a tree. Cow attempting to fly off tree. | | | | | | | | | | | \_________________ | _________________ | / | | | | | | | | | | | | (__) | | *---------(..) / \ ^^----^^\/ The attempt results in an udder disaster. . /\ . . : (__) . / \ . . : (xx) / \ . . * : __------\/ / \ * : * ||____|| | (__) | . . ** : / | |\ . /| (oo) |\ ** : / | /\/\ | \ . . * : Hamburger . / |=|==|=| \ . * : . / | | | | \ . : / USA | ^||^ |NASA \ . : * (__) |______| ^^ |______| . : \ (oo) . (__||__) . . : \-------\/ . /_\ /_\ . . . : 8-| || !!! !!! : ||----|| : ^^ ^^ The cow that jumped over the moon. : Flying Cow ...---... ../ / | \ \.. ./ / / | \ \ \. / / / | \ \ \ / / / | \ \ \ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ \ | / \ | / \ | / \ | / \ | / \ | / \ | / \ | / \ | / \ | /(__) \|/ (oo) /---++--\/ / | || || * ||-++-|| ^^ ^^ Cow surviving attack by Red Baron ..---.. (__) / \ (oo) | RIP | /-------\/ | | / | || | | * ||----|| | | ^^ ^^ | | \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\///////////////// Elvis's Cow... ...Or is it alive and living in tax exile??? (__) (oo) /---+ +--\/ / | | | || * ||-+ +-|| ^^ ^^ * David Copperfield's Cow David Copperfield's other Cow (__) (oo) /-------\/ / | || * ||----|| ^^ ^^ (__) (__) (oo) (oo) /-------\/ \/-------\ / | || -^^- || | \ * ||---- -^^- || * ^^ ^^ (__) (__) (oo) (oo) /-------\/ \/-------\ / | || || | \ * ||----|| ||----|| * ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ Barnum's Troupe of performing cows (__) _--------_ (oo) |__________| BIG /-------\/ XXXXXXXXXX MAC / | 007 || __________ * ||----|| |_ _| ^^ ^^ -------- Cow licenced to kill Enemy Cow after having met previous cow The cow that didn't jump over the moon. ------------------------ ! ! ^ / \ Hey diddle diddle /___\ The cat and the fiddle |= =| The cow blew up on the | | launch pad... | | ROCKET, | | TAKING OFF | | TOTALLY \\ | | OBLIVIOUS TO ||||||> | | THE FACT THAT // | | THERE IS A | | COW ON THE | | LAUNCH PAD /|##!##|\ / |##!##| \ / |##!##| \ | / ^ | ^ \ | | / ( | ) \ | |/ ( | ) \| (( )) (( : )) (( : )) (( )) (( )) ( ) . * . _ _ * * \\ *= // COW BLOWING \\ \\ =* // UP,ON THE ||||||>> * * ( __ ) LAUNCH PAD // * * * . _ (oo) * // *= *= * BOOM * () // *= * * * ==* \\ ________________________________________________ = * \\ ============================================== // // !! \\ \\ // // || \\ \\ (__) (oo) /'^^^-m (__) / '' ` ) (oo) o /| /|/|_ | /| / \/ / / _ / | | | | / _\===^ ___\_____/___ |_____|_| ___|__/ |/\ (___________(_) //|| || * ^ ^ * ww ww Mrs. O'Leary's Cow Cow'nt Dracula ____ ____ |+++++| |++++| ___ |++++| ____ |+++++| |++++| |++ ______________________ |++++| |+++++| |++++| |++/ /( )\ \ |++++| |+++++| __ | | |+| |-oo- | \______ |++++| |+++++| |++| -----(__)--| \__\/ _(__)_ \ ---------------------------------- o ( oo /_______________________| (oo) \ | __ | _/\_| | M O O - B U S T E R S|__\/\ /| | /oo| - Bleaurgh! |-| \\____ ------ )_ /| /\ -|_ \_|-_|^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ 0 _| * \/ * \ | __________________________________/ | W| \ \_/ /----------------- \ \_/ / / /\ \ \___/ \___/ / / \ \ ^^^ ^^^ Who you gonna call...? (__) (__) (__) (----------) (00) (-o) (--) . . . ( *>YAWN<* ) /------\/ /------\/ /------\/ (----------) /| || /| || /| || * ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----|| Cow w/ Glasses Flirtatious cow (winking) Cow after pulling an all-nighter * (__) (__) (__) (__) \ (oo) (oo) (oo) (oo) \-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/ /| |\ / / \ / \ / / \ \ //||----||\\ * //------\\ * \\--// * \\----\\ ^ ^^ ^^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ Cow walking Cow jogging Same cow Cow braking (__) (oo) (__) o * (__) \/ (oo)/ " | (oo) ____| \____ /-------\/(__ o=o=o=|------\/ ---/ --** / | / | | *____/ |___// * ||----|| ||----|| //--------/ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ //__ Cow Cow pooing Cow marching standing Side Front Side back (___) Where's all the bulls! (__) (__) (__) (__) (O O)/ ( oo (oo) oo ) ( ) ^ _/\ /\_ ^ /\_| /\/\ |_/\ / \ \\/ O \// ______ (__) | | (__) (oo) | | ($$) ----\/ /-----^^^^^^ /-------\/ || / | || / | IRS || ---|| * ||----|| * ||----|| ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ Eric the half a cow The unknown cowmic Tax Accowntant (___) (___) (___) (0 0) (0 0) (0 0) \ / \ / \ / __[_V_]__ __[_V_]__ __[_V_]__ /_________\===: /_________\===: /_________\===: \OOO---OOO/ \OOO---OOO/ \OOO---OOO/ Cowed Forces \ _ / - ( ) - /\ / " \ /| | (__) (__) / | | (oo)\ ________(oo) /____| | \/| \ /| \/ / \/ | \ / |_______|| __(_______ |||__ \ * || || |__________| ||| ____\---* ^^ ^^ Thomas Edison's cow Cow hearing his master's voice ) ( _ (____) / \ (__) ==========I / = = \ ~ ==' `== (oo) \ |||||| I (-O--O-) ~ 8 O O 8 /-------\/ \ ||||| I ( ) ~ /------- ( ) / | ||__o=< \ |||| I /------- ||||||====== / | || \_/ * ||----| \ ||| I / | || \/ * ||----|| ~~ ~ \ || I * ||----|| ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ Groucho Moo-x Chico Harpo ______________________ _______________________ | | | | | (__) | | (__) | | (oo) | | (oo) | | /-------\/ | |---\/ /----| | / | || | | || / | | | * ||----|| | |--|| * ||--| | ^^ ^^ | | ^^ ^^ | |--------------------| |---------------------| Normal Cow 0 Cow modulo one 1 (__) (__) (oo) (oo) ______________\/______ ____ /-------\/ __ /___/___/___/___/___/_/| /___/| / | || _/_/| |___|___|___|___|___|_|| |__||/|* //-----|||_|_|| |_|___|___|___|___|___|| |_|__|/|^^ ^/|___|| |___|___|___|___|___|_|/ |___|_|/ |___|_|/ Cow in the GDR before... ...and after 9-Nov-1989 ______________(__)_________________ (__) /_______________(oo)_______________ / (oo) | \/ || \/ _|_ _|| || /__/_______________________________/__/| || ( ) ( )| || | |________________________________| | | || \_____________________________________/] /------- / [] [] [] / | || * ||----|| COW-CH ^^ ^^ Cowraffe * * \ / \ / /^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^\ \/ / (__) \ +----------+ | (oo) ^^^^^^^^^^^\ | | | |^^^| \/. \\ // \_* |^^^| | | | |-----`//`====='\\-----| | | | | |-----//---------||----| | | | | |_ _ _"_ _ _ _ _ "_ _ _| | +----------+ ^||^ ^||^ || || "COWCH POTATO" +------------+ + | B A T E S | (__) o | (0x) ( ) |C O R R A L | (**) /| ---------- | \/ ( ) +------------+ \==/ / | |\ \ W------ | | ( ) v | ---------- *---- ====; ( ) | | (__) | \ / ( ) \ | (oo) | \ | ( ) \ | \/ | \+ | ( ) ---------- + ( ) Ice Cowbe COWBOOOOOM! | | o o Psycho Cow (with knife) (__) (oo) ------------------------- _______________________ /-------\/ - | Don't have a Bart, man! | |\ ^ ^ /| / | || ------------------------- | \ ^ ^ ^ / | * ||----|| |(_\ ^ COW-PIE ^ /_)| ^^ ^^ |(oo\ ^ /oo)| The Simpsons' cow | \/ \ ^ ^ / \/ | |(__) \ / (__)| \ / \(oo)(_\ ^ ^ /_)(oo)| \_____________/ \\/ (oo\ /oo) \// /\___________/\ \ \/ \ ^ / \/ / Cow in / /\_________/\ \ \ (__)\ / (__) / trouble / / /\_______/\ \ \ \ (oo) \^/ (oo)/ / / / / (__) /\ \ \ \ \ \/ :(__)\// ___/_/_/_/_ (oo) \_\_\_\_\___ \ (__):(oo) / \ \ \ \ \ \/ / / / / / \(oo): \/ / \ \ \ \/_____\/ / / / \\/(__) / \ \ \/_______\/ / / \ (oo)/ \ \/_________\/ / \ \// \/___________\/ \:/ / \ / \ (__) (__) (______) (__) (oo) (oo) ( o o ) (oo) /--------\/ /^^^^^^^\/ /-----\ / /-------\/ / | | ./ {^)))))_} / | |\/ / | || |--W-----| ||`` || * ||----|| * (.)(.)|| | | | | ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ cow before weight cow after Conceited Dolly Parton's loss program the program Cow Cow (___) ( OO ______ ______ _____\_ | ______ (__) ______ | | | | | |\O cowstle | | (oo)| | | |____| |____| | | |__\/_| | | | | | | | (__) | | | __________ | (oo) | __________ | | | | | \/-------\ | | | | | | | | ___ | ___ |_\_ | | | | | | (__) | |_| |_|_| |__|| |__| | (__) | | | | (oo) | | (oo) | | | \___\/___/ \___\/___/ | | | | | ( ______ ) ( / \ ) ( / \ ) ( | | ) | | | | | | | | |_________________________|________|______________| \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ (__) \ \ (oo) / /---\----\/ / / | \ || * (__) / * ||---\-\\ \ ( OO / ~~ ~~ \---\___/\_|\=/> ^^ ^^ | \===/> \\_____// | /______/ / || | _________\\_\\_____/____________________ /\------\ ^ ^ / (oo) \ / (--) * / Cow Circus: The flying Cowlendas Cow Circus: Tightrope walking ______________________ | |\ | (__) | | | (oo) | | | \/ | | | / \ \ | | ///////// \_ \_/////// | | | / | | (__) | /++++++< | | _____(oo) |==/====|==\=\=========|=|===========================\\/ | * | \_\_ | | / | || _______O)-----^---------------\O)_________________*__||----||_____ cow-lliope in the circus parade * \ w \ w (__) \\ /\ // (oo) \\/ \// \/ | | (__) >--( )--< |(__)| (oo) / \ \(OO)/ .-\/-. >--- {} ---< //\/\\ <| |> v /\ v || || \ \/ / | (oo) | ||__|| |\/\/| \(^^)/ /^^ ^^\ /----\ | | / ======== \ / \ | | / \ /* * * \ / \/ \ |==============| /__*_*_*_\ | \ | \ / || || ^ / ^ \ ======== / ^^ ^^ * \ _____ / Cow balancing on ball Cowslip Cownilingus (__) -'`- "Here's (oo) ____________________ ( oo ^ mooing /-------\/ | | /\_|-- at you, / | |\ / | o o o o o o | | \ \__ _ kid!" * ||----| / ====================== | \___[' ^^ ^ || || | || Cowncillor his cowch |____|- | | ~ ~ (__) (__) (__) (__) humphrey cow-gurt (oo) (oo) (oo) (oo) /-------\/ \/ \/ \/-------\ / | || =================== || | \ * ||----|| || |--| |--| || ||----|| * ^^ ^^ -- ^ ^ ^ ^ -- ^^ ^^ (__) A game of cowntract bridge (oo) / \/ ____________ / \===^__| | ---------------------- _|___ /\ |______________| (__) | \-/ \-/ || | |=====| | | | (oo) | _|_ _|_ |__| | *I I| | | | /-------\/ ---------------------- I I^ ^ | | / | || | \-/ | | | | * ||----|| | _|_ |_| |_| |_| | wolfgang amadeus moo-zart ^^ ^^ ---------------------- Just a humble cownoisseur (__) (__) (__) (__)(__) (__) (__)(__)(__) (__) (oo(__)oo) (__)o) (oo)((__)(__)oo) (__)(o(__)o)(__)o)(__) \/(oo)\/ (oo)/(__)/ (oo)(oo)\/ (oo) \(oo)/ (oo)/ (oo) \/ \/ (oo) \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ a cownfluence _______ (__( .-< | | | (oo) | |___|___| ___\/___| |\_____/| | | | | | | | | |_______| >-' | | _ | _ | *----/\ /-------// |--(_)--| / \ / | || |_______| (__) / \ * ||----|| | | (++) ^ ^ ^^ ^^ |_______| \/ Egyptian Cow Marie Antoinette's Cow _ ________|@|________ | POLICE BOX | __ |---------------| (^\/^) \(:)/ |_______| / | \oo/ (o|o) || | || | | /-----\/ /-----\_/ ||-----|| | | /| | /| | ||__|__|| | | V ||----|| ^ ||----|| | ___ | | | ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ | |___| | | | Vulcan Cow Klingon Cow | _____ | (__) || || (oo) --------- || ||----//\/ ---< Master? > || ||B-9 \ | --------- ||_____||______\| |_______|_______| ---------------- a Certain Time Lord's Cow (__) ---< EXTERMINATE!!! | ( ----0 ---------------- (___) "Moo have twenty _\/_ |===| seconds to comply." /oooo\---O ________\_/ / /oooooo\ | | | /oooooooo\ # ||______|| /oooooooooo\ || || /____________\ ^^ ^^ RoboCow a Dalek Cow __________________ ___________________ ___________________ /ine McBovine McBov\ /McCow McCow McCow M\ /ttle McCattle McCat\ /cBovine McBovine McB\ /Cow McCow McCow McCow\ /e McCattle McCattle M\ ------------------------ ------------------------- ------------------------- \ovine McBovine McBov/ \McCow McCow McCow McC/ \attle McCattle McCatt/ \McBovine McBovine / \w McCow McCow McCow/ \ McCattle McCattle / ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Ronald McDonald's Cows @ @ @@@ @ @@ @ Pffii @@@@ @@ ___________D @@@@@@ |________ | _______ (__) | / \ / ( oo /~| | __ \ / /\_|// | | / \ | | _/____/__| | | | | | | ___/-----------------_| (__) | / \ \ \ `(oo) | / \ | | |\/ | | O | / / __ / |----| |-----------/ \-\\\ (__) \ / | o | \\\ _( )_ ________\___/____________\__/____\\\_____________/_/__\_\____ Cow Express Suicidal Cow o _____________ /\ / \ [__] ( take off, eh! ) __ | \ / (oo) ----'\_____________/ \/----///\ /-------\/ */\______(xx) / | ||__| ( ) * ||----| U ^^ ^ Pro-democracy cow from Beijing Canadian Cow o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o ( ) o ( ) o ( ( o O ) ( ) ( ) ( o o (__) o o (__) o (__) o o (__) (oo) (oo) (oo) o (oo) o /------$$$$ o o /-------\/ o /-------\/ /-------\/ / | $$$$ / | || / | || / | || * ||----|| o * ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----|| o ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ Santa Cow and his rein cows caught in a Montana snow flurry ___ _/...\ *==\ ________________ __________ (___) /::::::\ (/_\) / \ /| `(0 0) |:::::::_ (o o) | Moo, Moo, Moo | / | \ / /-----+-+--- \ / /\________________/ * |||----|||-/ * / | | | | 0 ___/ ||| ||| * | _ |_| _ | || --+_+- || Rudolph the Red-Nosed Cow -- -- | |_ | |_ /\ |____| |____| / O\ Santa Cows / , \ / O \ _ - ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ - _ -/ , \- / |~ |~ \ / O \ | |~ o| |~ o| | /, , \ / \ o| o| / / O O \ / \ / -/ , \- / / ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ / O , \ / / . / , O ,\ (__) /* *\ / ./\. / O , O \ (oo) /\ /\ .//.\. / O \-\/ **** **** .///\\\. ------------------|| (oo) (oo) ////\\\\. ||/ ||----|| /-------\/ \/-------\ || || ~~ ~~ /| || || |\ ~~ Merry Cow-ristmas * ||----|| ||----|| * ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ Christmas Cowols O O O O O * Moory Cowristmas! ___ /|\ _____________________| |_____ /||o\ /______________________________\ /|o|||\ ~ /________________________________\ /|||||o|\ ~~ #### || | |||||||||||| | || /||o||||||\ ~(oo) ||___|___||||||||||||___|___|| /||||o||||||\ /-------\/ || | |||||||||||| | || /|o||||o|||o||\ / | || ||___|___||||||||||||___|__ || | | * ||----|| ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||oooooooooo| |ooooooo oooo~~oooo~~oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo |----------------------| /\ | | /\ /\/ \ | | / \/ / \/\ | | / \ \ | | ---------------------------- |______________________| \/ |----------------------| o-@@ |______________________| Minimalist Dead Cow ---------------------- Mark Rothko Cow /=`=^^^#&@^@&)|||><<><><> \|}}{}{}{() (&) ~~~~#*** (__) | (__) | (__) | (__) | (__) | (__) | #\**^^//?<>.+|@@@\/---___ ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | \|}}{}{/?<>.+|@@*&(*$@))( /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | |@#)@(&*)($*I!?$>@$|$|$|$ ------------------------------------------------ (__) | (__) | (__) | (__) | (__) | (__) | Jackson Pollock cow ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | ____________________ ------------------------------------------------ | (__) | (__) | (__) | (__) | (__) | (__) | (__) | | (oo) | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | | /-------\/ | /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | | / | || | ------------------------------------------------ | * ||----|| | (__) | (__) | (__) | (__) | (__) | (__) | | ^^ ^^ | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | | Ceci N'est Pas | /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | | Une Cow | ------------------------------------------------ -------------------- Andy Warhol Cow Rene Margritte Cow oo -- \/ cow by night sleeping cow by night Chesire Cow II ( MOOOOOO ! ) II\ ________\ / II + (__) ..oo( Hey, there's a cow driving that car! ) |\ `v' \ + II (00) | \________|____\ \II\ \/-------\ | ( ( @ @ ) ) II + || ||\ (__) ..oo ( How can he ) |\|______\_O_/___| + II ||----|| * (oo) ( afford that? ) | \_______________\ \II\ ~~ ~~ \/--------\ \ (OO_##########_OO) II + || || \ (\(_____[PHIL]_____) + II--+--+--+-II-+--+--+--II+--+--+--+II--+--+- (_) (_) \II II ~~ II ~~ II II--+--+--+-II-+--+--+--II+--+--+--+II--+--+- What cows think when people MOO at them /\\ ^ (__) (__) /__\\ | ( oo _ (oo) _ (o o) | /\__|( ) _ /-\/-\ / \ /\_/\ / | \==//=(_) *POW!* / \ | /|I I| | ==== | | ^/ |I I| | | | | | |I I| /| _ \ / \ | |I I| / / / \ \ __________\ | |_____| * || || \\ ^ *^ ||_ ||_ (_) cow giving forgiveness Moo-hamid Ali Cow Bell. (!!) _/\_ \_\ !!!!!!!!(oo) _______(oo) _________(oo) !/| \/ /| \/ /| Ferrari \/ !/ |______|| / |______|| / |________|| * || || * || || * || || ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ Last of the Moo-hicans Mayflower cows Sports Cow (__) (__) (oo) (oo) /--------------- \/ / ------------- \/ / ( !S M T W T F! ) / ( |7 8 9 +| ) / ( +-+-+-+-+-+-+ ) * ( |4 5 6 -| ) * ( +-+-+-+-+-+-+ ) ( |1 2 3 X| ) ( +-+-+-+-+-+-+ ) ( |C 0 = /| ) (+-+-+-+-+-+-+) ^---------^ || || || || || || || || ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ "COWLENDAR" "COWCULATOR" /\ / \ __ ________ ------ DOCTOR _/__\_ |__| | |====| MOO/ /=(OO) (oo) * | v| \/ --/==-\/==\ /-------\/ |^^ *| / | \==|| \==\ /// / | || ------ * ||-|==|| \==\/==/ * ||----|| ~~ ///~~ \===/ ^^ ^^ Gallifreyan Cow Straight out of Cowllege (__) (oo) /-------\/ # # / | || \\ // * ||----||\ \\ // ^^ ^^ \ \ --- / \ | | | | | | | | | / \_/ \ (__) | // \\ <--(xx)--#- | // \\ /\ ___________\|/___________ Cow-a-flower Cow at butcher's party ___--------___ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ / . . . \ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ |\/ . (__) . \/| ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^oo^^^^^^^^^^^^ || . . (oo) . . || ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ |/\ . \/ . /\| ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ \___ . . ___/ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ --------- ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Cow in a haggis Cow on top of Ben Nevis ___________________________ | (__) (__) (__) (__) | * (__) | ( oo ( oo ( oo ( oo | \ (oo) _______| /\_| /\_| /\_| /\_| |________ \-------\/ | | | || | _____ _____ | ||----|| |___| |________________________| |____| (oo) (oo) |___| |___| Cow-pooling rollerscating cow __ o oo o (__) \||/ (__) (__) (___) (__) (oo) (oo) (o o) ( ) /-------\/ /-------\/ /$$$$$$$\ / ( /* ) / | || / | || / $$$$$$$|O | | * ||----|| * ||----|| * ||w---|| ^ ^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ Dairy-Air East Indian Cow Injun Cow Cash Cow ( ) (___) PRISON# # # # # ||| ||| (o o) # # # # #(_#) # (O O) /------------\ / # # # # #(o#) # /------------\___/ / | #-# # #/-#--#--#-\# # / | ||| * | ||| # # |# # #||# # / || ||| ||--------||| # *# |#--#--#||# # * ||----------||| ^^ ^^ # # ^# # #^^# # ^^ ^^ Orville Redencow The Bakker Cows (__) (__) / oo ______ / @@ ______ | /\_| | \ | /\_| | \ | |___ | | | |___ | | | ---@ |_______| | ---@ |_______| * | | ---- | | | | ---- | | \ | |_____ | |_____ \|________| *____/|________| CompuCow CompuCow After an All-niter (__) (__) / -- ______ / .\/. ______ | /\_| | \ | /\_| | \ | |___ | | | |___ | | | ---@ |_______| | ---@ |_______| | | ---- | | * | | ---- | | | |_____ \ | |_____ *____/|________| \|________| CompuCow Asleep at the Keyboard CompuCow Discovers Bug in Compiler \\ \\ \\ \\ / \ / \ / \ / \ \ \ \ \ \ \(__) \ \(__) *--> (oo) *--> (oo) / / \/ o / / \/ / / / / \ / o \ / \ / \ / // // // o // B-2 Stealth Bomber cow Stealth cow on bombing run ___ / \ ( ) Happy | \ |--| Mooosic! (__) | | \ /__ (oo) +----------+ __oo| \ / -\/ (__) |Steinway &|_ \/| | / || >----(oo)----> |___ Sons ___|_/ |__| * ------|| /-------\/ | | | / / | ^^ / | || o o o | | ||---- * ||----|| ^^ ^^ ^^ Chopin'ing Cow TeX cow Steve Martin's cow (__) +=============================+ (oo) | F R E D ' S S A L O O N | ______ ______\/ (__)| +-----+ | __|______\__/____/\\[} (xx)| | ___ | |(__) / --- \\ --- \/ | |/=|=\| |(oo) |[] / \ \ / / \ | |==|==| | \/ | @ | \____/ | @ | | |==|==| | \ / \ / ------------------------------------ --- --- COW-ASAKI Cows behind bars __ _________ __ _________ ( V _ _ )_ ( V )_ / ( \o/ ) ) / //// ) ( \_O_/ \ ( (---) \ \ /O\ ) \ |moo| ) ( @ @ / ( (---) / (_____/\____) (_____/\____) o o o o o o (__) (__) /----(uu) /----(uu) *__/| \o==s *__/| \o==s /\(* \| __ \\----==s \)) /\(* \| __ \\----==s \)) |/))* | \ )*\||/))// |/))* | \ )*\||/))// ~ ~\/--\*) ~ ~\/--\*) Dreaming Cow Cow Dreaming of Silage (__) o o * (__) (oo) o o \ (OO) /-------\/==o o \-------\/ / | || ____ [] | || * ||----|| |__| (/\)s==|----|| ~~ ~~ /__\ ~ ~~ Cow blowing bubbles. Cow kicking over lantern that started the Great Chicago Fire of 1885. __// \__ |\__|\ /^^^)^^/ ) ( \^^(^^^\ | 00 | /( _( ^/ \^ )_ )\ \---<( -- )>---/ | /\_| | \ | /\_| | \ | |___ | | | |___ | | | ---@ |_______| | ---@ |_______| * | | ---- | | | | ---- | | \ | |_____ | |_____ \|________| *____/|________| CompuCow CompuCow After an All-niter (__) (__) / -- ______ / .\/. ______ | /\_| | \ | /\_| | \ | |___ | | | |___ | | | ---@ |_______| | ---@ |_______| | | ---- | | * | | ---- | | | |_____ \ | |_____ *____/|________| \|________| CompuCow Asleep at the Keyboard CompuCow Discovers Bug in Compiler \\ \\ \\ \\ / \ / \ / \ / \ \ \ \ \ \ \(__) \ \(__) *--> (oo) *--> (oo) / / \/ o / / \/ / / / / \ / o \ / \ / \ / // // // o // B-2 Stealth Bomber cow Stealth cow on bombing run ___ / \ ( ) Happy | \ |--| Mooosic! (__) | | \ /__ (oo) +----------+ __oo| \ / -\/ (__) |Steinway &|_ \/| | / || >----(oo)----> |___ Sons ___|_/ |__| * ------|| /-------\/ | | | / / | ^^ / | || o o o | | ||---- * ||----|| ^^ ^^ ^^ Chopin'ing Cow TeX cow Steve Martin's cow (__) +=============================+ (oo) | F R E D ' S S A L O O N | ______ ______\/ (__)| +-----+ | __|______\__/____/\\[} (xx)| | ___ | |(__) / --- \\ --- \/ | |/=|=\| |(oo) |[] / \ \ / / \ | |==|==| | \/ | @ | \____/ | @ | | |==|==| | \ / \ / ------------------------------------ --- --- COW-ASAKI Cows behind bars __ _________ __ _________ ( V _ _ )_ ( V )_ / ( \o/ ) ) / //// ) ( \_O_/ \ ( (---) \ \ /O\ ) \ |moo| ) ( @ @ / ( (---) / (_____/\____) (_____/\____) o o o o o o (__) (__) /----(uu) /----(uu) *__/| \o==s *__/| \o==s /\(* \| __ \\----==s \)) /\(* \| __ \\----==s \)) |/))* | \ )*\||/))// |/))* | \ )*\||/))// ~ ~\/--\*) ~ ~\/--\*) Dreaming Cow Cow Dreaming of Silage (__) o o * (__) (oo) o o \ (OO) /-------\/==o o \-------\/ / | || ____ [] | || * ||----|| |__| (/\)s==|----|| ~~ ~~ /__\ ~ ~~ Cow blowing bubbles. Cow kicking over lantern that started the Great Chicago Fire of 1885. __// \__ |\__|\ /^^^)^^/ ) ( \^^(^^^\ | 00 | /( _( ^/ \^ )_ )\ \---<( -- )>---/ / \ // | / \ | \ / \ \ |--| / / \ O/ \O // \ \__/ \--/ ( )/\ //\( ) ( ) /\ // \ /\ | | / / /W COW-TOW W\ \ \ -------- * \( )/ * || || \_ _// nn nn ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Cow after learning that the vice president has a (__) (__) (__) (__) lower IQ than he does (oo) + (oo) = (oo) (oo) \/ \/ \/ \/ (__, (+o) (__) (__)(__) (__) (__) (__) /-----#-----\' (oo) + (oo)(oo) = (oo) (oo) (oo) / | Cownucks|| \ \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ }}--------}} \ o == == -- Cownting... This cow plays hockey /. moo /`'\ . (__) MOO! ` / ./ \.. (oo) / ../ .' \. /-------\/ ../ / ../ \ / | || ./ ./ ./ \ * ||----|| ./ ./ \ \. -------^^----^^----- .../ ../ ../ \ \ / / / Ech-cow (echo) ________________ (__) ^__^ / \ (--)s ---mmmmoooooooOOOOOO! (oo) ( Milk is logical. ) __ \O// /-------\/ --'\________________/ / ==s)\_____ / | || *--/|_/-----/ OO COW * ||W---|| |__ __ II JOYRIDES ^^ ^^ O O o o / \-----/ \ Mr Spock's cow \__/ \__/ * . . , . . * . . . * \ / , (__) , , - * - ( . | . / \ , . \/ . - - . . / \\ , | , * * / /\\ . /\\ / . . * . / \\ . . _|_ , . , / , * | . , . * , . . . , . . . * . The Milky Way \ / ________________________________ \/ / \ (__) /\ | At times likes these you | (oo) O O | REALLY CoVet a proper surgeon! | _\/_ // O \________________________________/ * ( ) // O \ (\\ // o \( \\ ) o (__) ( \\ ) /\ (oo) ___[\______/^^^^^^^\__/) o-)__ /\/\ |\__[=======______//________)__\ Cocown (\==/) \|_______________//____________| \<>/ ||| || //|| ||| ||| || @.|| ||| (___) /^^^^^\ || \/ .\/ || /- -\ / MU / . . ( ^ ) __/______/ '.'.` \_O_/ COW-OPERATION Buddha's Cow (_ ~ - _) / ~ ( - - | =s O | * | O \ \ - | | \ | - - | ) Cow after one too many Pan-Galactic Gargle Blasters. (__) ---_ (__) _______________* (oo) /| \ (xx)-\ \ /-------\/ / |\ \_ (__) \/ /-\___________\--\ / | | * ||\ (oo) * ------ ~~ \____ \/ Boneless Cow No leg cow (ground beef) Two leg cow (lean beef) (__) (oo) \/ \___/ / / \\ (0 0) / /\\ \ / /\\ / v / / \\ | / <-------|-------> / * | |\ | / | \ / __|__ \\ \ \/ \/ / \\ \ \/ \/ / \\___\ \/ \/ / \\ __|__ / \\ \ / / / / \\ |\ /| / \\ | V | / / \\ | | / \\ | | / \\ W W \\ ===============================O=========== Stick Cow sunbathing =========================================== at Malibu wearing a O) O) special cow bikini. The dreaded cowtapult (__) (___) ** ((__)) (__) (__) (___) \\ ((oo)) (oo) ( ) ( ) \\------\\// | \/ | ( /*) | | || || | | || || | | |||----||| (___) ^^^ ^^^ Cows doin' it Cows doin' it \_* Cow during an FRONT VIEW BACK VIEW TOP VIEW Earthquake (( _ _ (___) (__) ( D\ (_)(_)____ (0 0) (oo) _______\__| | MOOTV____( /-------\_O---moo *-\/-------\ /| || _/\____/ / | || / || | \ / ||____| \/^ / \ * ||,---|| * ||-----|| * * || | O O ^^ ^^ \/|(/)(/\(,,/ ^^ ^ Romie mooed... while Julie ate. "Moo-vie Camera" (The Bard's barnyard inspirations) ______________________________________________________ | | _______ | | / _____ | | ACME MOO-VERS | / /(__) || | | ________/ / |OO| || | | | |-------|| | | (| | -.|| |_______________________ | | ____ \ ||_________||____________ | ____ ____ | /| / __ \ |______|| / __ \ / __ \ | | / __ \ / __ \ |\ \|| / \ |_______________| / \ |_| / \ |__| |___________| / \ |__| / \ |_|/ | () | | () | | () | | () | | () | \__/ \__/ \__/ \__/ \__/ "The Moo-vers are here!" -- (__) * (__)* (__)* (__)* (__) *--- - (QQ) \ (oo) \ (oo) \ (oo) \ (o-) - \------\/ \-------\/ ^^\-------\/ ^^\-------\/ ^^\-------\/ --- | | | // | // | // | || - ||()--|| ||------+ ||------+ ||------+ ||----|| oo oo ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ Roller Cow Cows in polonaise -------------/ / / / / / / (__) ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Ship arriving too late to save a drowing cow (apologies to Frank Zappa) \ / ____ |\/| {___} \__/ \/ * \/ (oo) ( * ) (--) | O O | /-------\/ V /--------\Q/ /--------\/ \ / / | ||__| / | || / | || \**/ * ||----| * ||-----|| * ||----|| -- ^^ ^ -- -- -- -- Milkael Cow from Vulcan Smoking 1-eyed cow Cow w/ rabbit ears Cowbachev (*) (*) (__) ^ ^ (__) (oo) | | | @(oo)@ [..] | = | [..]@@ \ | U (-) | | | | (-) U @@@@ || ==<_\=====/_|______=_____|=|____________=__|____\====/_>== || || ) |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| ( || ||___)==||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||==(___|| |\====| |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| |====/| | \ | | | | / | = * = = = = * = cows having candlelight dinner (___) (o o) ( ** ) __\_/__ |e e| //^^*^^\ \___/ \ / ____*===*______* / * \ (O O) OO * Givenchy *\ / | * | \ \ / | * * * \ \ |=====| / O /**************** * "|_____|" // ************* | | | Cow exclaiming || || \_/|| | | | "Holy Cow" || || || || |_|_| v| v| v| v| ^ ^ Haute Cowture COWNT |\ |[] |\ (__) | |[] |\ (--) | (__) | |[] |\ * _________\/ /| (o-) | (__) | |[] | (__) /,, ,, /_|_______\/ /| (oo) | (__) | | __(oo) *--------------/,, ,, /_|_______\/ /| (OO) | \===== |\/ | *--------------/,, ,, /_|_______\/ /| _|_/ \_ |===========| *--------------/,, ,, / | -//\-----/\\ o |===========| *----------------| \_/ \_/ o |===========| | ----------------- o |================| Cowazaki COW-WARD o o ______________________________ / \ ( Freisian a jolly good fellow! ) \________________ ____________/ ) ) () (__) // ( ) (__) (oo) / (___) ( __ ) /(oo)---\/ (o o) (oo) /-------\/ || \ /-------\ /-------/|||| / | ||----|| O|| | \ / | || ||| * ||----|| ^^ ||---,|| * * ||----|| | ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ Two cows COW-ngratulating a bull Ayatollah Cow-manhi (__) |====| /--------------------/ (oo) \oo/ / | || / (__) /-------\/ /-------\/ * ||----|| /-----------(oo) / | ||----> / | || ^^ ^^ \/ * ||----|| * ||----|| ___/ ___/ ^^ ^^ Network Virtual Cow Cowcatcher (with separate frontend and backend) Cow waterskiing (Major league) /\ __ {__} _[__]_ (oo) /(oo)\ /-------\/ /------@\/@ / | + || / | |@@ * ||----|| * ||----|| ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ Sacred Cow Zen Cow (eating grass) Hasidic Cow _____ _________________ / \ / \ ( 1+2=3 ) ( 1+SIN(2x)+COS(3x) ) \__ _/ \_____ __________/ (__) ( ( ) ) >(==) \\ // )__( /-\/-\ \ (__) / (oo) /( )\ (oo) \/-------* ^ ( ) ^ /-------\/ || | \ ( ) / | || ||----|| \ /----\ * ||----|| vv vv / \ \ ^^ ^^ ^ * ^ COWculator (2) Reverse Polish Cow Cow-a-bunga ^^ ^^ O (___) || * ||----|| | (o o) || \ | || (no-bull-ity) ---> % -\ /- || \-------/\ |\/| O | || (oo) | | | || ( ) / v-' || >< /==========| ( ) // || (oo) ,------._(__) || || /-------\/ * | \ ( oo || || / | || vv====>----=\/====vv |===========| * ||----|| ^^ ^^ COWTOW Bi-cow molecule (__) (__) () () _____| oo | |oo| ()() / | /----|-|__|-| (oo) / | / | || /-------UU /____________| * ||----|| / | || ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ * ||w---|| Cow dressed up Cow dressed up ^^ ^^ as ghost as Frankenstein Eh, What's up Doc? for Halloween For Halloween (__) |\/| (__) (oo) (oo) >(==) __[_]__\/ /-------VV /-------\/ / | || / | || / | || * ||----|| --> . * ||----|| * ||----|| ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ~~ ~~ Portable Cow Japanese model Lycownthropy Cow-a-bunga (2) (very handy) portable COW _______________________ |^^^^| ( Dammit, Jim, I'm a ) | | ( doctor, not a butcher!) @| Oo (---------------------)) (MM) | ._> (__) ) (oo) \ / (oo) /-------\/ /--------- /-------\/ / | || / | || / I * II * ||----|| * ||-----|| * II----II ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ Cowabunga! Bart Simpcow Dr. Bones McCow ________________ (__) // (__)(__)||(__)\\ (oo) // (oo)(oo)||(oo) \\ /-------\/ // \\"\/""\/"||"\/"/ \\ / //____\\ / ============||=======\\ * // \\ (| |- ||- ||) |________|_____||________||/ *********** \-( O )----------( O )--/ **** *** --- --- *** * ****o Cowpool ****** *** *** * (__) *** *** (oo) ****** /-------\/___()~ / | || Cow jumping over the moon * ||----|| ^^ ^^ Cow smoking a pipe o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o (__) o o o o o o (oo) o o o o o o /-------\/___() o o o o / | || * ||----|| ^^ ^^ Cow blowing bubbles from a pipe * * * o @ ~ * * * * , o * * * (__) * * * . * o (oo) * * ) . * /-------\/ * -(*)- ~ @ * / | || ( * ||----|| ^^ ^^ Cow star-gazing | \|/ ----*---- /|\ | (__) (oo) /-------\/ / | || * ||----|| ^^ ^^ Cow wishing upon a star ________ _______ (__) / \ (__) / \ (oo) ( Squeak!! ) (oo) ( !oMo! ) /-------\/ --'\________/ /-------\/ --'\_______/ / | || / | || * ||----|| * ||----|| ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ A Cow-mon Dyslexic Mistake Cow @@@@@ @@\0 0/@@ (o o) ___________________________ ** |U| ** / / / / ***( )*** / /__________/ / // \ / \\ / / // *** \\ / / ******* / / *********** / / *************** / 3.5" 135tpi / ******************* /__________________________/ ********************* ********************* Cow Stored as Binary Information. Cow Belle (___) (___) (___)(___) (o o) * (o o) (o o)(o o) /------\ / (__) \_(--) /------\ / \ /-----\ / ____O (oo) / (**)\ / (__)_O O___ \ ( )/----\----\/ ( / \/\ ) ( )(oo)--\---/--/( ) /\oo===| / ~ || \\ / /\oo==@/|| ~ \~ |===oo/\ | || ||~-----|| |||~~|| | || ||-----~|| || | * || || || ||| || * || || || || * ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ Cows at a garden party * (__) . \ (oo) .' ...\------\/ '. (__) (__) . (__) || (__) (oo) (oo) . (oo)----|| (oo) /-------\/ /------\ / /-------\/ ^^/-------\/ / | || / | |\/ / | || \| || * ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----|| *><---->< ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ Cow Cow feeling Cow feeling Cow feeling pissed off pissed on pissed (__) * (__) * (__) ( ) (oo) \ (oo) \ (OO) ( ) /-------\/ ..\-------\/ \-------\/ ( ( ) / | || . | || / \\ ( ) ) * ||W---|| . ||----|| //------\\ ( ) ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ Cow about to Cow giving Cow who's just Cloud of dust where give milk U.H.T. milk seen a McDonalds same cow was before (__) (__) s * )__( (oo) (@@) s / (oo) /-------\/ /-------\=== (__) \--___--\/ / | || / | || /------(xx) | | * ||----|| * ||----|| * \ /\/ /\----/ \ WWWWWWWWWWWWW ^^ ^^ ===----==== ^ ^ ^ ^ Cow standing in Cow SMOKING Dead cow Mad Cow long grass grass (__) (__) (___) * (___) (00) (oo) (@ @) \ (* *) /-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\ / \-------\ / / | || / | || / | |O | |O * ||----|| * ||O---|| * ||O---|| ||@>--|| ^^ ^^ [__]. ^^ [__]. ^^ ^^ ^^ Norwegian cow Calf having Calf making Same bull after drink mistake calf went away (__) * (__) (__) (__) (DD) \ (xx) (oo) (oo) /-------\/ \-------\/ /-',',', \/ /-------\/ / | || | || ./,|',',',',' / | (+) || * ||----|| ||----|| |''''''| * ||----|| ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ~~ ~~ ^^ ^^ Cow watching Cow having a Jersey Cow The "bummer of above bull sexual fantasy a birthmark" Cow (with due accowlades to Gary Larson -\ /- (The Far Side)) '\/' (oo) _________ /------- \/ | \ /| ./ | , | - -X- - | |------| |/______\_| --|------|---------|------- /---------------------------\ / __ \\ // / \ __ \\\ /// / \ \\\\ Highland Cow ________ \ |########| \ |########| \ --------\ \ (__) | \ (oo) | \ ______________________ \/ | | | /+++\ o | | /+++++\ | ____ | ~ #/##\#~ \ | / To | | / ii \ \ | \ W.C.| | ~~ ~~ \ | ---- | \ | | \ | | In"cow"tinent \|------------------------ (__) (oo) /-------\/ / | || * ||----|| ^^ ^^ A well adjust(1)ed Cow (__) (oo) ^^ ^^ /-------\/ / | || * ||----|| An ass-sort(1)-ed Cow >ysP -"JlAe B x A compress(1)ed Cow awk: Usage: awk [-f source | 'cmds'] [files] An awk(1)ward Cow begin 644 cow M"B @(" @(" @("A?7RD*"2 H;V\I"B @+RTM+2TM+2U<+PH@+R!\(" @("!\ ;? HJ("!\?"TM+2U\? H@("!>7B @("!>7@H* end uuencoded cow __ _|__|_ (oo) /-------\/ / |===w=||_|OO ... .... (bullets,where w=gun) * ||----| ^^ ^ this is the cowboy-cow, in case u are wondering 'where the hell is the horse then ?', let me inform u that it too needs recreation and has gone to play man-shoes !! ___________________________ | | (__) \ | | (oo) | | | /-------\/ \____ Cow'ndom | | / | || ____) Use it to prevent AIDS | | * ||----|| / | | ~~ ~~ | | |___________________________/ /----------------------------------------------------------------------- |[] ________ ________ ------ ________ ________ ________ ------ __ / | (oo) | | (oo)| |[][]| |(oo) | |oo)(oo| |(oo) | |[][]| | | | _\/__| |___\/_| |[][]| |_\/___| |\/__\/| |_\/___| |[][]| |_ |--------------------------| |--------------------------------| |---- | | | | | +---/OOO==OOO\-------------======---------/OOO==OOO\-------------======---- Cow-st liner _-_ (__) [ ] (oo) /-_- \/-------/ || | ||----|| ~~ ~~ (__) * (oo) /-------\/ ~~____________________________________________ / | // ||\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/|| * ||------+ ||/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\|| ~~ ||\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/|| _-_ [ ] (__) -_-\ ( ) \-------- | || ||----|| ~~ ~~ Andrei Ag-cow-si (__)___________________________________________________________(__) (oo) (oo) \/_____________________________________________________________\/ Cowaxial Cable (__) (__) ( V V ) (oo) (>O O<) /-------\/ ( A A ) / | || /-------\/ * ||----|| / | || | \ | \ * ||----|| V> V> V> V> ^^ ^^ Tammy Fae Baker's cow Imelda Marcos' cow ++ ++ +||---||+ (__) | 1 2 3 | (__) (oo)O | 4 5 6 | (oo) /-------\/o/ | 7 8 9 | /-------\/__ / | |__/~~~~~~| * 0 # | / | |__\/ \~~~~~~~/ * ||----| +-------+ * ||----| \_____/ ^^ ^ ^^ ^ Cattle call Cow punch (__) / _ (oo) / / \ -\/-/ | + | /\__/_| (___) |___| / / (o o) (o o) | / /_______\ / /-------\ / \ _ / / |-,---||O / | ||O | | * || || * ||,---|| ^ ^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ Cow Ripken Bullemic Papal Bull ___ ___ \ \ \ \ (___) ___\__\__\__\__ (o o) | O O O O O O| --\ /----+-------------+-------/ | O / \ / ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Steerage ___________________ ___ ( I MOO-ON MY WAY ) _|___|_ //~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ v v ( uu| ' / (___) \ /\_c| | (o o) | / \ C#=}~| \_\ /_/ | ) \ (___) _____ | O | | | o | (- -) / zzz | | | \ | | | /-------\ / ---<______/ /~~~\ [_] o ] / | ||O / \ | / \| * ||,---|| ~~|~~|~ L_/ | ^^ ^^ | | || || Bulldozer \ \ || || ID ID Le Bullet Russe Dick Tracy's Cow | ================================== | = = | = _____ = | = ______ / \ = | = / \ | \ = | = / ||\ (__) = |## (__) m m = (__) __ || \ (oo) = | ## (oo) / / = (oo) / \||(__) \/ = | ## |\/ / / = \/ (__) ||(oo) = | ## | / / m m = (oo) || \/ = | ## \ \ / / = \/ || = | ## \ / / = || = | ## \ / / = || = | ## \-- = || = | ## | = || = | ## --* = || = |____________##_______________ = || = ## = || = ## = = ## = cow-cow nut = ## = = ## = = ## ================================== ## ## ## ## Cow-sine wave Cow tipping: Step 1. Step 2. (__) (--) /-------\/ O--------O_ / | || /| :: |_) * ||w---|| * O--------O ~~ ~~ * (__) ________ * * (oo) ====________| * * /-------\/ /\ / | || / \ * * ||----|| / \ ~~ ~~ / \ A Cowsmologist \ / _ /\ ` `_______ ` ` /\/______\/ / \ `/_/_|_\_\ ` | (__) /(`')\ ` |(__) ` *---|______(^^) /-------\/ ` |(oo) ` \/ / | || ` ` J \/ ` * ||----|| Cowt-of-order ~~ ~~ Cow in Bergen, Norway (Me-cow-nical failure) Cowloon (Rains 300+ days a year) (___) ________ .____ (o o) / \ ) / \ / --| UGGGGH! | / || O \________/ / / || / / || /_____/__, || *------'---------' ~~ Sitting Bull Bull's Eye _________________________ (___) / ...The President then \ (o o) / had to take into serious \ /-------\ / ----| consideration what implica- | / | ||O \ tions it would have for.../ * ||,---|| \_________________________/ ~~ ~~ Bull-etin from the White House. ________________________________________________ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ %% %% %% %% || || || || || || || || || || _ (_) \o/ || || || || /|_|(_) | || || ____||______||_"_|_|_______/_\______||______||____ The Roman Cowliseum...where ancient Christians were fed to vicious beasts... _ | \ (___) | \ (__) (__) (~ ) *----|---------------(oo) (oo) (o o) | ______ |\/ /-------$/ /-------$/ |___/ /_____| / | ^^ || / | || / / \____/ / / * ||-----| * ||------| / > > / ^^ ^ ^^ ^ > > MacCow MosCow Stelth Cow * vv vv / ||____M__||/ || || (__) /\||_______|| (xx) (Xx) \/ (--) Cow by Georgia O'Keefe Dead Cow (__) (oo) \/ /\ __/---\ //\\ <__/-(__) o/||\o (oo) (oo) //o||\\\ /-------\/ /--\/ o///||o\\o / | || / -- || * ||----|| || ===== ^^ ^^ A Christmas Cow-el The Butcher of Baghdad Karen Cowpenter (Saddam Holstein) (__ (__) (__) | | (__) (oo) (--) (--) | | (--) /-------\/ /-------\/ /o /-------\/ | I \/-------\ / | || / | L |----< o / | D |--------| M | \ * ||----|| * ||----| / o * ||----| I I |----|| * ^^ ^^ ^^ ^ | ^^ ^ | ^ ^^ | | Cow owned by Vincent Van Gough Teenage Mutant Ninja Cows \\ // \\( )// (__) (o o) ( ) /(oo)\ \ / (oo) / \/ \ / \ ##########\/ / /\ \ | | # ######## # / / \ \ \___/ * # ###### # | | | | // | \\ # # # # | | | | // \\ |___| |___| " " Mosscow Cowderoys Cow11 _____ <_____> ( ) (==) | (oo) __ /------\/- * /---*-.---\/ (oo) / | | \/| / |* . * .|| /-------\/ * | | * ||------|| : :: |===|===| ~~ ~~ ::----:: ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ Cow w/ cowpox Boris Cowlile Cow on Graduation day / /\ / \/ (__) / \ | / || <`'> / \ | / (_||_) \/ /^ _____ ___ _____ __\||/__ #=======> | _ /(o o) \ | /xx\ | ( )==/ (_)------/---\ / \ __\xx/__| I____I | || /ww\ ,---( _ ) . ||----|| /| |\ / || \_=======|| oo oo |^ ^| || ^ ^ || heli-COW-pter == COW giving birth The Ninja Cow * (__) \ (oo) ________(__)_ \---------------\/ |COW-SIO (oo) | (_--_) | 0.0 | | _______\/ | /*__*\ |---------------| | |_________| | * __|(oo)|_ | C CE ^ - | | | \/--( \|==|/ ) | 7 8 9 + | | C = / * | | \ / | 4 5 6 * | | 7 8 9 - | \ \ | | | | | 1 2 3 / | | 4 5 6 + | | |-\ /-\ / | 0 . = | | 1 2 3 | ^ ^ ^ ^ | || | 0 . = | NFL Dallas "COWBOY" ||-----------|| |_____________| ^^ ^^ Cow-culater Cow-culator (__) (__) (__) (__) (oo) (oo) (oo) (oo) /-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\//-------\/ / | || / | || /| || /| || * ||----||* ||----||* ||----||* ||----|| ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ COW-comitant (__) (__) (__) (__) ($$) (&&) (YY) (%%) /-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/ / | || / | || / | || / | || * ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----|| ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ .. .. $& #Y USA'$ cow GB'& cow JP'y cow Bank'% cow _____________ | | | INDIANA 45 | | | | | PURDUE 52 | | |_____________| | ______|====\ \/\/\/ \\ \/\/ \\ \\ \\ (__) __ \\ (oo) /)(\ \\ * / \/_/~\__/ || \ / __/~ || \/ / || | _/ || | | || ~ ~ ------ Hoosier Cow . . . . (__) (___) . (___) . (oo) (o o) . (- -) . /-------\/ 5+2=? \ / . \ / . / ! !! Q.. Q.. * !!----!! ^^ ^^ smokin' cow waisted cow cow who cow'nts (__) (__) (00) ( ) /----------------\/ \/---------------\ / | | | | \ * ||-----------|| |||----------||| * ^^^ ^^^^ ^^^ ^^^ SIDE VIEWS | | | | | | | | | | * | ^^^ ^^^ BACK VIEW FRONT VIEW ^ (___) _- --/ - `\ ^ |*-*| _________/_________ ^____ _ \o/`-\ " /| \ / U | (__) ` /_| _ - \/\ | / |@@| | | // \/`--------.__/ | C/ | / \---/ //`---\/|| |/\ | || || || || || || || || Helicowpter Cool Cow (__) (__) | (oo) ($$) |__ /---------o*o /---------------------\/ /-------\/---|| / | || / | | | | | || / | | || * ||-----|| * ||--||--||--||--||--|| * ||----| -- ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ Cowterpillar Yuppie cow with Cow that was captured mobile phone. by head-shrinkers ((( )))) (( ( ))) ( ) I'm a cow, man ! ( ( ) ) ) ^^^^^ / ( ( ( )))) | | _/ ( ( / ) ) ) O O / ( ( \\ ) ) ) \ C / - ( : // ) ) ~ : : / \ : : O / | | \ : : ( | | ) : : \ \___/ / : : (__) W/ \W : : (oo) /|_n_| : : ----\/ / || || : : :: | () () : : ---:: * || || ------------^^ VV VV Newton's Cow (aka Mooton) Bart Cow __ >(__) This cow will make all those desisions for you by changing (oo) color according to the action you should take. /-------\/ / | || If this cow appears to be: * ||----|| ^^ ^^ GREEN: Yes, Go ahead MAGIC DESISION MAKING COW. WHITE: No, unless it is raining. AMBER: Buy a better monitor/terminal GRAY: Adjust your contrast/brightness control BLACK (on black): Turn terminal/monitor on. BLACK (on white): Lucky git! ANY OTHER COLOR: Send terminal/monitor to repairer's, quickly! /~~\ + ) ( \__/ O O ( o)\ ========== o_o_o * \o / / {__} \ (___) \ \/-----\ / (**) \ (___) \----- || \ \ \/ / (___) $ | --|| * \"mon / ( 00 ||-vv-- ~~ \ parfum"/ \_ | ~~ ======== \_o Pablo Picowsso Paloma Picowasso King Cowles II ______ ___________ : Oui? : : : _______ `v-----' : CORNED : : Nee! : (__) : BEEF : `------v' (oo) :_________: /-------\/ / : :: An exercise found in a text book of quantum * ::----:: mechanics: "solve the Schrodinger equation ^^ ^^ of a cow in a box. Please, pay attention on the boundary conditions!" Belgian Cow (__) (oo) /-------\/ / : :: (/\) * ::----:: /oo\ (__) XX======^^====^^==>> /-----/____\ (--) X US MISSILE >> / | || /--------\/ X Greetings >>> * ||----|| / \ | \__ X George >> ~~ ~~ * /__-------__| XX================>> ~ ~ Cow klux klan Cow resting Irakean Cow ___() COW ------------| o\ | )O-------------- MOO -----|____/ / \ / \ / (____) \ / \( ) \ / |\( ) \ / \ \( ) \ / \ \( ) X |\ \( ) / \ | \ \( ) / \ \ \(____) / \ \|_o_o_| / \ | | / \ | | / ___() \ -----| o\ \ cow chip | |O-------------- ~MOO BULL ---------- |____/ Cow Flop (new flip-flop, patent pending) ( ) ( ) \ / \ / \___/ \___/ (o o) (o o) /-------------\o/ /-------------\o/ / | || / | || * ||-,--------|| * ||@\\-------|| || || || \\ || ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ Texas Longhorn Steer Texas Longhorn Bull __ (__) ( ) (__) (oo) / (oo) _______\/ / \ _______\/ / / \ /| | / | || / \ / || || * ||-__-|| (_____________) * ||----|| ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ Pregnant Cow Hanger De-calf-inated (__) (__) iiiiIiiii (oo) (oo) '|o o|` /---------\/ ---------\/ ________\_/ /| | || / | || / | | * |__|-----|| //____\-----|| # ||ww____|| || || * || || || || ~~ ~~ cow-boy cow-girl Happy Hannucow! (or a Sco(w)ttish cow-boy) \_ ^ \ | **~~~~~~~ _____) \___ | **~~~~~~~ __/ \__ (__) | ~~~~~~~~~ _/ \ (oo) | ~~~~~~~~~ / ____ ( ) \/ | / / __/ \__ |o o| /( \/| /| ||_/ \ \ / ( ) | ^^^^^^^^^"^// /^^^^^^^^^^^^^\ \\^^^^^^^^^^ /~\ | // / | || [][] [][] Patriotic Cow Sha-MOO /\ / \ / \ | | / * * \ / ** * \ / * ** \ ** / * * \ ** ** . . . | | * * <--- the world . . / **** \ * * . . . / * * \ ** ** . . . / **** \ ** . / * * \ . | | . / **** \ . / * \ . . . / **** \ . . / * \ . . / **** \ | | . . . | **** | | * * | . . . | **** | . . . | * * | . . . |------------------------------| . . | (__) (__) (__) (__) (__) | . . . /| (oo) (oo) (oo) (oo) (oo) |\ / | /\/\ /\/\ /\/\ /\/\ /\/\ | \ . . . . / |=|==|==|==|==|==|==|==|==|==|=| \ . . / | | | | | | | | | | | | \ . / USA | ~||~ ~||~ ~||~ ~||~ ~||~ |NASA \ . |______| ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ |______| . . (______________||______________) . . . /_\ /_\ . . . !!! !!! The herd shot 'round the world. (_ _) ___ (o o) (__) _- -_( ) (++) /- O O /____O/ / | || /| || * ||-___-|| * ||--|| ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ This cow belongs to This cow belongs to Mr. Bill Rosanne Barr _________(__)___ | -------------- |\ (__) (__) "slurp" /|| || \ (oo) (oo) / ||milkfat 1% || \ /-------\/ \/-------\ * * ||______________|| / / | || \__/ || | \ * |________________|/ * ||----|| | | ||-----|| * * || || ~~ ~~ |__| ~~ ~~ * ~~ ~~ * cowoperation ---------------------- / - - - - - - - - --- / / - - - - - - - - --- / ---------------------- (oooo) personal cowmputer oo( -0 )oo / ------------ \/ / | | /| / | ----\_/ | / | > < ||| ||| / | ||| ||| |/ | ~~ ~~ \ | Wendy Wellesley Cow- /| // (__) note the shapely figure and painted / /\// (oo) hooves---and the sexy wink reserved | | / /-------\/ for MIT men. | / / | || | / * ||----|| | / ^^ ^^ _____ * |/ breacowt! (_____) / ( OO )_____________ / (/~~\) ######### \/ |\------------\ \O_/ * * * * |= = = = = =|- SCUD ) | ######### | |/------------/ | |__________| | || | || | || | || | ~~~~ ~~~~ Saddam moo-sein @ (__) (__) _____/ /| (oo) _ (oo)/----/_____ * _o\______/_|\_\/_/_|__\/|____|//////== *- * * - /_________ \ 00 | 00 | /== -* * - [_____/^^\_____\_____|_____/^^\_____] *- * - \__/ \__/ Cow-mobile (()) (()) |||| (oo) (oo) /------\/ (OO) /------\/ /| | /------\/ /| | * ||----|| /| | * ||----|| ^^ ^^ * ||----|| ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ Don King cow Don King cow after Buckwheat cow getting electric shock (Otay? Otay!) /\ / \ (__) __ (oo) (oo) (oo) /------\/ /-ooo--\/ /------\/ /| | /|o | o | /| | * ||----|| * ||o^o || * ||----|| ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ "Conehead" cow Anti-war cow Sinead O'Connor Cow o o - - O Moo!!!! ghost-cow sleeping ghost-cow Cow-nty Police Officer Cow-nty Police Car ___ [___] ____|___|____ (o o) / [__] \ /------------\-/ / (oo) \ / | ||^ |V / |\/| \ | | <**> | |-----------------| * -----/\------ | Cow-Price | || O O || |_________________| || || \_________________/ || || | | | | oo oo |__| |__| (With gun and Handcuffs) (it's a Cow-Price) (Classic of course) \ / \ / (__) \ (__) / /\/\_(oo) \ /\/\_(oo) / // == \ // == / / | /\/\|| \ / | /\/\|| / * || || \ * || || / ^^ ^^ \___^^____^^_____/ Silly cow (his father was a camel) Sillycow-valley. ___ __ __ _ (( /\ (__) ( /\/ \(__) (__) // \\ /\ (oo) \ /\\/(oo) _(oo) // ,----\ /\--\/ ,----\ /\--\/ /----/ \\/ // ( ) ) ) // || ( ) ) ) // || / ||-- ( ) ==== `-----//--|| `-----//--|| * || \_( ) // ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^ ^ beecows Cownan the barbarian (__) (__) (oo) (oo) /-------\/ /-----------------\/ / | || / | /qwertyuiop \|| * ||----|| * || asdfghjl; || ^^ ^^ || zxcvbnm,./ || sliced cow ^^ ^^ keyboard-cower ( ) (oo) /--------\/ / || || * ||------|| || || ( ) || || (oo) || || | | | | /--------\/ || || || || || || / || || || || || || || || * ||------|| || || || || * ||------|| || || || || || || \ || || || || || || || || \--------/\ || || || || || || (oo) ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ( ) high cow very high cow broken very high cow __ (__) (__) (__) (oo) (\/) (oo) < vv > /-------\/ /-------\/____) / \ / | || / |______ | | /| |\ * || || || || __ / |( )| \ ____||_____||_____/ _______ / ||""||\ \ cow san /___||__||_*_\ Ge-cow-logist ~~ ~~ Cownt Dracula (__) ( ) * ` (OO)' (00) // \_/-------\/ ` ___ \/___// || ||_. ` /---\_/---\ %_/ ~-----\ ------------------ ~ l l l___________l ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ l ll ll l // // // / / | \\ \ \ \\\ l v v l - - Cow on a hot tin roof A 'cow'ntant \ ,_________________./ / (__) -/.__________________ - oo ) \ (__) / \ _!_/_ \ (oo) / !--!-\___/ !\ \.\/./ !__! ! ! \ | | \___/ * | | / W \ / | | ! ! o / / / \' ! ! /|\/' | \ ______/_\_________________|______\ _____ Cow from ^ ^ Velke Popovice Brewery David and Cowliath . . . . . . __ __ . ||______________________|| . . || __________________ || / || | (__) | || . . / || | (oo) | || | -|| | _\/_ | || . . \ || |=---------/(())\-\| || (\ |\-----------------------\ . (\ || \_______________________\ \|| | | . \| | (O) |-----------| (O) | . \ | |-----------| | . . \ | PETERBILT | . \| | . (=========================) |_||_| |_||_| . \ . \ Pompano Beach or bust! ^^^ ^^^^^^^ ++++++++++ ************************ ^^^^^^^^^^^ ++++++++++ ************************ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ++++++++++ ************************ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ++++++++++ ************************ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ++++++++++ ************************ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ *********************************** \ / *********************************** \ / *********************************** \ / *********************************** \ / \ ^(__) / \ / (@@) / 82nd Cowborne Cowtrooper \|__\/__ | | | | | | |__|-^- / \ \__* | | ^ ^ ----------------------------------------------- | U. S. Federal Prison | |---------------------------------------------| | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | |^ | (__) | ^| | | | | | | | | | | | | \| (00) |/ | | | | | | | | | | | | | \__\/__/ | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | |-| | | | | | | | | | | | | | | / \ \_ | | | | | | | | | | | | | |/ \| \* | | | | | | | | | | | | ^ ^ | | | | | | | ----------------------------------------------- Former Panamanian General "I'm not a Mule" Manny Cowiega --------------------------------------------------------- ---.---.---.-------.---|.-- ---------|---|---- --.-.---.---- (__) -----.---.---|- -|---|- __) (++)___ -----.---|--- ----| ^\ ^\ (xx) ___\//---^ -----.---|-- ----- | \____\_\/ / \ \_____ ---.--- ========= - \_____/\ ^ . \_/____ ^ -==== . - - / \ ' ^ . - . \ / . ^ - \ ` ^ ` ` ` Former despot Romanians Nicolae and Madame Cow-cescu (__) (OO) __ \/ |__| // \ | // \ \ | ^^ \// \ | /-------------\ -----------------------/ Panama \ ----------------------/ or \ / Bust! \ _____________/---------------------\_____________ / \ / \ \ / \_________________________________________________/ M1 Abrams Cow Commander (__) * (OO) | \/ | // \ ----- // \ \ / \ ^^ \// \ / \ // \ | | --^^------ * / \ \ ____ / / / \ |||||| | \ | |||||| / \ \ |||||| | / | |||||| /___________\_______\ |||||| / |||||| (_/) __||||||||__ (@@) | .,....,. | \/ | ...,.,.. | ------------ Cow Bell (or the Liberty Cow Bell) The Acowdemy Award ____________________________________________________________________ | ________________________________________________________ | | 10 ) T H E U N I T E D S T A T E S O F A M E R I C A ( 10 | | / ........... ____ \ | | | / \ A10806726C | | | | 1 (A) | (__) | ___ __ __ 1 | | | | | (oo) | | |_ |\ | | | | | A10806726C | _\/_ | | |__ | \| | | | | 1 .......... \//;;/\/ ........... 1 | | | \ ......... _______________ ........ / | | 10 )___________________/ TEN DOLLARS \____________________( 10 | |______________________________________Abortion Rally calls__________| Cownterfeit >>>----> *___ ______ \ __|_**_|__ >>>----> \ | . . | \ _______________\ / * ( | | US CALV| \o/ >>>----> / /\ |_________| \-- | ( / / \ \__________\_\ ---| | >>>----> . ( ) / / \ \ \ \ |*| . / / \ \ \ \ . /* \ \*\ \*\ The CALVelry COWard ____ | | . . vv vv __|__|__ \ / ||----|| * \00/ \__/ || | / /-----------C\/C (oo) /\-------/ / | CCCC /-------\/ (oo) / ||_________CCCC / | || (~~) * || || * ||----|| nn nn ^^ ^^ Australian view of a North American Cow Abraham Lincow This cow belongs to "My Favorite Martian" (__) (__) (oo) (oo) (__) >------\/------< >------\/------< (oo) | | | | | | | | >------\/------< | | | | | | | | | | | | | | || | | | | || | | | `____' | | `----' | | `-OO-' | `--|--|--' `--|--|--' `--|--|--' | | | | | | ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ "FLASHER" calf "FLASHER" steer "FLASHER" bull (Big Mac) (_____) _____________ \0 0/ / \ _________(o o) XXXXXXXXXXXXX / | U | \_____________/ * | /______ _ | || || || || this is a cow... this is a cow on drugs Any questions?? . \---) (__) * |o o) ==== / (---\o/--\ /-------\/ (___)--------|/ | |#| ) | / | || (o o) || | |#| ) | * ||-||-|| YY ( )-||--I--|| ^ |#| ) ~ ^^ ^^ ^^ ||--I--||-( ) ^^ //--\ || ^^(o o)--< // | \ This cow is from Mars. /|--------(---)--< || * | / ^^ ~ * "69" Cowborg * * * * * * (__) * * _--_ ( oo) * _- )\ '| * /| ) _ \ \ ~~ * * / \ \-- \ \ *-' // / > > > > / / * / / * _ _ -- _ _ / \ * * / _ _ _ \ | / \| * | | * | | * * | | | | * | \_ _ _ /| \ / * \ _ _ _ / * --- "COW JUMPED OVER MOO_N, REVISITED" (__) (__) \__\/__/ {}\ (oo) l l /----\----\/ l__l / | \ |\ / l__\ * || >-+-\ <\ / / || | ())))) \ \ )))))) ^^ ^ / )))) \ \)))))) / \ / ( bum steer ~~~~ \ / ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Cowabunga!! (__) (~~) V __ (__) (__) /--------\/ | / \ (oo) (oo) * | | ----: /-- --\/ /-------\/ {BIG MAC} >--: |----| / | || / | |---/ | | * ||-----|| * ||----| ^ ^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^ beef jerky cowsimodo cownibal _______\ -<| CUD \ /-<|_______/ (__)// / ((|)) (oo)/ ($ $) \// /-------\_/ * / | / | ||__='/-----// /\|___===< | __^^____^^__/ ___^_____^^__/ __oo____*o__. | | oo oo oo oo `////\\\\ Cow on skate-board Cow at running Cow without skate-board (watch out!) /\__ Sheeping sleep @@@@@@@@@@@ - \ ..er,I mean @@@@@@@@@@@@@@___/ Sleeping sheep @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @___@@@@@@@@@@@__@ /\_____ / O \ / \ @@@@@@@@@@ / Concieted @@@@@@@@@@@@@@_______/ sheep. @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @ @@@@@@@@@@@ ___ || || / | ~~ ~~ / - \ \ @@ @@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@______# @@@@@@@@@@_______# /\___ @@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@ @ \ Had to put this one in, @@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@___/ really,didn't I? @@@@@@@@@@=@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ __ @@@@@@@\ \ @@@@@@@@@@@ || @ / / || || || ~~~ ~~ ~~ || || __ |\\ || ||\\ || || \\ || /\__ || \\|| @@@@@@@@@@ O \ ||___\||________________________ @@@@@@@@@@@@@___/ ||\ || . ....\ @@@@@@@@@@@@@ || \ || . . . . \ @@@@@@@@@ || \ || . . \ ( >> >> || \|| . . . \ ~~ ~~ \ || _______________ \ ( \ ||______ | HIGH JUMP |_______\ \ ||| \_____________/ | ( @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ \||| || | |||____________||______________| || WOOLY JUMPER. || || ~~ ___ / | / - \ \ @@ @@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@______# (_____) @@@@@@@@@@_______# ( @ @ ) @@@@@@@@@@@@ ---------\ / @@@@@@@@@@@@| \O/ Sheep performing an act of buggery @@@@@@@@@@=| | on a cow. @@@@@@@\ \|---------|| @ / /|| || ~~~~~ ~~ The starsheep enterprise.... (\___/) ( O O ) /@@\ \ / @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@\ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@\_/ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@/ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ _________ @@@ @@@@@@@@ _____/ @@@ @@@@@@ __/ . . @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ _/ . @@@@@SHP-1701@@@@@@@@@@@-( _/ . . @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ / . . . _/. /. . /. . . / . /. . . / . . (\ /) ( \_/ ) (\_/) @@@@@@@@@@|~ ~| @@@@@@@@@@|===| @@@@@@@@@@@@\O O/ @@@@@@@@@@@@\___/ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@\_/ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@\o/ @ @@@@@@@@@@@ @ @@@@@@@@@@ || || || || ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ VULCAN SHEEP. ROBOSHEEP ~~ ~~ || || @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ DEAD SHEEP. @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@\___ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ \ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ -___/ \/ ___________________ ______________ | || | | ZORBA'S | | || | |Greek | | #####________#### | | Takeaway.. | | ####| . ..|### |_ (((()))) ############################# | #####| . ..|#### |\\ ( ) | #####| . ..|#### | \\ ( O O ) | | ..| | \\ ___\ __ /__ | ######| ..|##### | \\ / \__/ | ######| ..|##### | \\ / | ######\____/##### | \\ / /| | ####### || ###### | \\ / / | ZORBA'S | ' || ' | @@/ / | | || ' | <@@/ | |\_________________/| @@ |__________ ######################################|********** |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| |*****|**** |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| |*****|**** _______________________________________________________________________________ _______________________________________________________________________________ ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| DEAD SHEEP IN A MORE FAMILIAR FORM. ############################################################################## ############################################################################## ____________________________/ ____ ____ ____ ____ || || || || || | | | | |~~~~| | | /__\ /__\ (__) (__) (__) | | |~~| | | |~~| \~~/ \ / \ / \ / || || || || (\___/) ______________________________ (O O) @@\ /@@ @@@@@\_/@@@@@ /@@@@@@@@@@@@@\ @@ ## @@ @@@@ ___/ / /@@@@@@@@@@@\ \ @@ ## _||_ @@@@ C| | \ // / / @@@@@@@@@@@ \ \ || || / LA \ | |) \__/ || @@@/ @@@@@@@@@@@ \@@@ || || | | |__| ############################################################################### ############################################################################### ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| |||||||||||||||||||||||||||| U N I O N B A A |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| BAA - TENDER. /\____ / O \ @@@@@@@@___/ @@@@@@@@@@ / ( @@@@@@@@@@======@--/---)_/) @@@@@@@@@@@ O | | @@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@ ############# BAA - BER. @@@@@@@@@ ############### || || ############### ~~ ~~ ############### ########## ############# # # |\ /| # # ||\ /|| # # ~~ | | ~~ ________________#________#_____________|_|______________________ BAA - RT SIMPSON. |\/\/\/\/| | | | O O |@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ \ /@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ \ __ /@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ \__/@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @ | | | | | | | | ~~~~ ~~~~ (\___/) @@@@@@@@@@@| O O| @@@@@@@@@@@@@@\ / @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@\\__/ Hic! @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@\_U <--- Pissed BAA - stard. @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ Hic! || || |@@@| ~~ ~~ C| | #################### \___/ _____ ################################ _/ / \_ _/ / \_ / / \ \_____________/ |O O| \ / @@\ - /@@ /@@@@\_/@@@@\\ /@@@@@@@@@@@@@ \ / /@@@@@@@@@@@@ _\ / /@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ \\ |______ @@@@@@@@@ \\ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@ || @ || ~~ ~~ NAPOLEONIC SHEEP. (\___/) @@@@@@@@@@@@@@|O O| @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@\ / @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@\ / @@ @@ \_/ @@ @@ @@ @@ @@ @@ @@ @@ Baa Stool @@ @@ @@ @@ @@______@@ @@______@@ @@ @@ @@ @@ @@ @@ BAA - ROOOOOM!!! __________________________ / (\__/) === \ ___ / |O O| \ ___ |___|/___@@\__/@@___________________\|___| . /________________________________\ . || \=======*=======/ || . . ################################## ... .... . . .. \____________|BAA 1|_____________/ . .... . . . .. #### ------- #### ... . . . . ..... #### #### .. ... .. . ___ v v v ___ ___ <*,*> <*,*> <*,*> <`,'> <*,*> [`-'] [`-'] [`-'] [`-'] =^`-'^= -"-"- -"-"- -"-"- -"-"- " " owl punk owl owl with antlers chinese owl flying owl ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ <+,+> <@,@> <*,*> <-,-> <$,$> [`-'] [`-'] [`-'] [`-'] [`-'] -"-"- -"-"- -"--- -"-"- -"-"- drunk owl owl junkie one legged owl shrewd owl greedy owl _ ___ ___ _|||_ /_\ <#,#> <*,*> <*,*> [`-'] [`-'] [`-'] [`-'] -"-"- -"-"- -"-"- -"-"- T-V owl owl with glasses owl with top-hat owl with fez ___ ___ _____ _ <*,*> <*,*> /o \_/ | * * [`-// [`o'] [ _ | "owl" -"-"- -"-"- `-----' `-' owl with sling medalion owl surreal owl owl in cave owl ___ ___ <*,-> <*,*> [`-'] [`S'] -"-"- -"-"- confidential owl super owl (__) (oo) U /-------\/ /---V / | || * |--| . * ||----|| ^^ ^^ Cow at 1 meter. Cow at 100 meters. Cow at 10,000 meters. (__) )__( vv vv (oo) (oo) ||----|| * /-------\/ *-------\/ || | / / | || / | || /\-------/ * ||----|| / ||----|| (oo) ^^ ^^ vv vv (~~) American Cow Polish Cow Australian Cow (__) (__) (__) (oo) ____ (oo) _---_(oo) /-------\/ /- --\/ /- -\/ / | || / | || /| || * ||----|| * ||___-|| * ||___-|| ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ Freshman Cow Freshman Cow Freshman Cow Arriving at RIT After the "Freshman 15" After the "Freshman 20" (__) (__) (__) (OO) (@@) (xx) /-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/ / | || / | || / | || * ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----|| ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ Cow who drank Jolt Cow who ate Cow who used Jolt to wash psychadelic mushrooms down psychadelic mushrooms [5m(__) [7m(__) [0m [7m [5m [0m [5m(oo) [7m(oo) [0m [7m [5m [0m [5m/-------\/ [7m/-------\/ [0m [7m [5m [0m [5m/ | || [7m/ | || [0m [7m [5m [0m [5m* ||----|| [7m* ||----|| [0m [7m [5m [0m [5m^^ ^^ [7m^^ ^^ [0m [7m [5m [0m Cow within 100 miles Cow within 10 miles Cow within 1 mile of Chernobull of Chernobull of Chernobull (____) (____) (____) (oo ) (o o) ( O O) /-----------\ / /-----\ /---- /-----------\ / / || | \/ / | | \/ | / || | \/ / || |||| \ | | | | | / || |||| * ||||-----|||| *| | |-----| | | * ||||-----|||| /\/\ /\/\ /\ /\ /\ /\ ^^^^ ^^^^ This cow belonged This was Salvatore No one was sure whether to Pablo Picasso Dali's favorite cow M.C. Escher's cow had four legs or eight . . And now, the Golden Bovine Awards! (__) (oo) (_) /-------\/ V / | || /G\ * ||----|| ___[B]___ ^^ ^^ | | \ (__) (___) (oo) (_) (O O) /-------\/ V \ /---------\ / | || /G\ O || | \ * ||----|| ___[B]___ ||-----|| * ^^ ^^ | | ^^ ^^ ..and with its onboard floating point and dual I and D cache buffers, the CLIPPER will blow the doors off of any micro in its class. QUICK, ONE'S COMING !!! \ \ \ \ (__) (__) (__) (oo) (oo) (oo) \/ \/ \/ /----\ /----\ /----\ /| |\ /| |\ /| |\ ^ | | ^ ^ | | ^-+ ^ | | ^ | | | | |C| | | /----\ /----\ +-+ /----\ / \ \ / \ \ / \ \ ^ * ^ ^ * ^ ^ * ^ MOO Oh, how boring it must / be to be a cow. (__) (__) \ (__) (oo) (oo) _______ (oo) /-------\/ \/-------\ // ||\ \ \/-------\ / | || || | \ _____//___||_\ \___ || | \ * ||----|| ||----|| * ) _ _ \ ||----|| * ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ |_/ \________/ \___| ^^ ^^ ______________________________________\_/________\_/__________________________ ..So explain to me again how they were able to acheive zero wait states... \ It's party time! \ \ (__) (__) (__) (oo) (oo) (oo) \/ \/ \/ /----\ /----\ /----\ /| |\ /| |\ /| |\ ^ | | ^ ^ | | ^-+ ^ | | ^ | | | | |C| [BUD]| |[BUD] /----\ /----\ +-+ [SIX]/----\[SIX] / \ \ / \ \ / \ \ ^ * ^ ^ * ^ ^ * ^ (__) (__) __) (oo) (oo) o) /-------\/ /-------\/ / | O || * ||----|| * ||----|| || || ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ Cow that gives Cow that gives Cow that gives (W)hole Milk. Low-Fat Milk. 2% Milk. (__) (dd) . /-------\/ / | || U . * ||----|| /---V . ^^ ^^ * |--| . Cow that gives Cow that gives Cow that gives (gave) Vitamin D Milk. Condensed Milk. Evaporated Milk. Warning: Two of the last three are crude. (__) __(oo) (__) / \/ (__) (___) milk / \\ (oo) (O O) /-------\/ /| /-^^---\/ /--------\ / / | || / | /| || / | ||O * ||----|| * || ||----|| * ||@\---|| ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ Cow that gives Cows that give Cow that gives Pasteurized Milk. Homogenized Milk. Cream. Here are the national standards for wheel-base classification: (__) (__) (__) (__) (oo) (oo) (oo) (oo) /-----------\/ /---------\/ /-------\/ /-----\/ / | || / | || / | || / | || U * ||--------|| * ||------|| * ||----|| * ||--|| /---V OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO * O--O Full-Size Cow Mid-Size Cow Compact Cow Sub-Compact Cow Yugo These are some of the various models offered: __ (__) ______ (__) (__) (__) / \ (oo) / \ (oo) (oo) \ (oo) / ---\/ * --\/ /| |---\/ @ ---\/ * | || | || * |______| || /| || U ||----|| ||--------|| ||--------|| * ||------|| /---V OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO * O--O Hatch-Back Station Wagon Pick-up Truck Convertable Roller Skate Although some people like to customize their cows: (__) \ (oo) \ /-------\/ (__) \__) / | || /---_ (__) (oo) (oo) * ||----|| / | -_(oo) /-----------\[] /--------\/ OOO OOO * ||-_ |\/ / | |[] /|=======|| * U O O O O || -_|| * ||--------|| * ||------||( \---V OOO OOO OO OO OO OO @@ @@ O--O Beach-comber's A Low-Rider Chevy Impala Aluminum alloy Yugo with Deluxe with Fuzzy Dice rims, fog lamps, rear cb radio, and spoiler custom pin-striping Then there are the luxury cows: (__) (oo) /---------------------------------------------\/ / | || U * ||------------------------------------------|| /-----V OO OO * O----O Stretch Limo Yugo Limo And the workforce of the interstate cowing industry: /------------------------------------------ / | | / | Upstate Milk Cooperatives | (_____) / | | ( O O ) / | | \ / * |________________________________________|___\ / OO OO OO OO O . .__.,, The Eighteen Hoofer Yugo after being run over by the 18 hoofer Here is Hugh Heifer himself, with a couple of his PLAYBULL Bunnies. Of course, whenever Hugh is around the mansion, he always wears his comfortable silk bathrobes. \ / \ / \__/ (___) \__/ (oo) (o o) (oo) /-------\/ /---+----\ / \/-------\ / | || / | | ||O || | \ * ||----|| * ||-+---|| ||----|| * ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ Meanwhile, in the photo studios in the back of the mansion, we see next issues centerfold posing in front of the camera. (__) O (o[o]| * (__) /-------\/ v / (oo)v / | ||_/ \-------\/ \ * ||----| v____/ / \/ ^^ ^ v___\____v/___/ Probably an RIT Is this one beautiful photo graduate bovine, or what? (_ _) (__) (o o) (oo) \ /-------\ /-------\/ || | \ * ||----|| ||----|| * ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ Strawberry Shortcake Banana Split (__) (__) * (oo) (oo) / /-------\/ \/-------/ / | || || | o * ||----|| ||----|| ooo :: :: ^^ ^^ oooooo Your team skates Like a pile of . . . (__) (__) (oo) (oo) \/-------\ /-------\/ \\ \ \ / / // \\----\\ * * //----// ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ Shift to the left Shift to the right (__) (oo) /--\/--\ (__) / | | \ (oo) ^ | | ^ ---\/----< /----\ | \-+-< / \ \ | | ^ * ^ *__|__-+-<-< Stand up Sit down (__) * (__)(__) (xx) \ (@@)(oo) /-------\/ >---\------\/ \/-------\ / | || | ||>---| || \ * ||----|| |-----|| |----|| * ^^ ^^ ^ ^^ ^ ^^ Fight, fight, fight!

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